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Stinky The Clown Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-05-08 04:36 PM
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Stupid is as stupid does
I'm doing grilled pizza tonight. I'm making the dough. I had all the dry ingredients in the food processor. I had the water measured and was about to add the olive oil.

The phone rang.

I talked. I said goodbye. I got back to work.

Cuisinart on. Olive oil in. Water in.

Dough ball forms.

I see the package of yeast.

Laying beside the Cuisinart.

Unopened.
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Shakespeare Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-05-08 04:42 PM
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1. Ultra thin-crust pizza, coming right up!
:rofl:

Too funny. Sounds like something I'd do.
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supernova Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-05-08 04:50 PM
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2. You really did want to make crackers, right?
:D
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hippywife Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-05-08 08:35 PM
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3. Wish I had a nickel
for every time I've done something like that! Usually when I'm running out of weekend and still have tons of stuff to prepare for the week.
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NJCher Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-06-08 10:23 PM
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4. My husband says...
"If you're going to cook, cook!"

Meaning, of course, you can't cook and compute/talk on the phone/pet the cat/empty the dishwasher.



Cher
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