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japple Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-04-06 01:20 PM
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Political kittens
> George W. Bush and a secret service agent are taking a stroll when they
> come upon a little girl carrying a basket with a blanket over it.
>
> Curious, Bush asks the girl, "What's in the basket?"
>
> She replies, "New baby kittens," and she opens the basket to show him.
>
> "How nice," says Bush. "What kind are they?"
>
> The little girl says, "Republicans."
>
> Bush smiles, pats the little girl on the head and continues on.
>
> Three weeks later, Bush is taking another stroll, this time with Karl
Rove.
>
> They see the little girl again with the same basket.
>
> Bush says, "Watch this, Karl; it's really cute." They approach the little
> girl.
>
> Bush greets the little girl and asks how the kittens are doing, and she
> says, "Fine."
>
> Then, smirking, he nudges Rove with his elbow and asks the little girl,
> "And can you tell us what kind of kittens they are?"
>
> She replies, "Democrats."
>
> Abashed, Bush says, "But three weeks ago you said they were Republicans!"
>
> "I know," she says. "But now their eyes are open.
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BrklynLiberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-04-06 01:57 PM
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1. ROTFLMAO!!!
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Grateful for Hope Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-04-06 06:10 PM
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2. Made me laugh out loud!
Thank you!
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