In honor of 11-11-11, I am proposing a storyline

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with threads of only 11 words.

Rule # 2
Whatever letter the line ends with, the continuance must begin with that letter. e.g. "The..... End."
Then ...D... or ..Donkeys...fly

So here goes:

No you aren't going crazy, I changed it:

It all came together as planned...Vipor the muscular, threatened swooning...

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1. ok, here we go

glue-sniffing town idiot was found face down in a mud puddle...

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2. Cmon everyone, we can make a crazy story out of this, of course!

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3. Vipor was

muscular, but found when fondled to be a woman.

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4. Holy crap, I broke my own rule! Let me try that again!

..Except Vipor, the muscular, was fondled and actully a woman,surprisingly.

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5. Except

Vipor who fondled a muscular woman and was surprised actually.

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6. Yesterday, her head was spinning,

But now it was just exploding.

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7. "Gotta get a new game," she thought. "Maybe I'll take up...

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8. Dungeons and Dragons or

MooGoos and Maggots, or the oldie.. Phalanx?

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9. Xylophone practice though!

Crap...she couldn't postpone it yet another night!

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10. "Toking on a fat doobie might get me in the groove!"

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11. Especially if it was of the white russian variety

yes, indeed.

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12. doubtful if I'll find a white man

from Moscow this time

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13. Economic impossibilities precluded

all fantasy trips, either real or imagined, actually.

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14. Yes, Doobie doobie do

strangers in the night, quite a high.

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15. Hell, anything to avoid that dang

xylophone, toke, holding, exhale...bliss..

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16. "Ssssshhhhhuuuhhh," Whoa, that's good." Vipor tuned in

to her own channel.

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17. Looking inward she thought she saw something like God

wasn't it?

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18. "Too cool, yes, looks just like me, a higher, lighter ME!"

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19. Eels, though, yuck, she suddenly thought about how

gross they were.

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20. Everyone wondered why she would think of eels

this peculiar moment?

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21. The eel-phallic symbol

.."God I need a DATE!" she thought.

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22. Chuckling,

she realized being horny and grossed out impeded getting high.

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23. Hell, being this horny was record-breaking!

I can't get anything done?!

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24. Eventually,

Vipor put her clothes back on after a cold shower!

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25. Relaxed, NOT...she decided to phone a sexy ex-boyfriend

named

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26. Dwadishamshas, and old Hindu friend.

She begged for a calming mantra.

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27. After consulting her translating dictionary,

her jaw dropped; eyes glazed over.

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28. Really, it's a twelfth of each zodiacal sign he's

named for.... (2.5 degrees, Vedic Astrology... shhhh anything in parentheses doesn't count)

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29. Rockin' Dwadish Baby!

That's what she would have to call him.

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30. My

she got the date that she wanted but, did she?

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31. Ever mindful of being high,

she realized she was coming dooooowwwn.

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32. No worries,

Primping,she cranked up a little salsa rhythm ace.

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33. Essentially arriving on time, Dwadish showed up

looking rather ...funky!

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34. Yes, I guess he had what many call rhythm

Boogie woogie

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35. Excitedly, he spoke of spiritual concepts,

His mind so sexy,..gasp!

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36. Pressed to get a grip.

Bought a copy of Wall-St. Journal.

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37. Laughing,while strip teasing,,

still demanding more Quantum Physics lessons she

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38. Exasperated, Dwadish came out and asked,

"What exactly do you want?"

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39. Total.. tumble me madly.. mind sex!

Because yours is really big!

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40. Gallantly,

Dwadish took out a big pin, pssssssssh, deflated himself flat.

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41. Tantalizingly,

*(HAHAHAHA SNort! GOOD ONE RICK!)

He seemed to grow another brain,as she wet herself.

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42. Flying away from the carnal based planet,

Dwardish regretfully waved, goodbye.