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sarcasmo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-15-09 12:45 PM
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41, and sporting a big fat zit on my cheek like in High School, should I blame Jesus?
Edited on Wed Jul-15-09 01:32 PM by sarcasmo
On Edit: Maybe I should thank Jesus like the people do at award ceremonies, and after super bowls and after anything good that happens to them.
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EvolveOrConvolve Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-15-09 12:47 PM
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1. Does it look like Jesus - or maybe an image of the "virgin" mary weeping?
If so, you could make it a tourist attraction and charge the rubes $25 to peer at it's swollen/reddish greatness.
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sarcasmo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-15-09 01:30 PM
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2. I wish, it would already have a web site, Jesuszit.com
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laconicsax Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-15-09 04:42 PM
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5. Take a picture, do some fanciful editing and pass off jpeg artifacts as Jesus.
Websites need photos.
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sarcasmo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-15-09 06:19 PM
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6. Looks like photo shop it is, maybe I can get to more and make sure it looks like one of the good
Book Icons.
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NMMNG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-15-09 03:10 PM
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3. Of course not
Jesus/God are responsible for all that is good, and could never do anything evil. Satan and/or humans are responsible for everything bad.
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sarcasmo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-15-09 03:28 PM
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4. The fault of Satan, I knew it was red for a reason, Thanks.
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PassingFair Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-16-09 12:37 PM
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7. Not ALL celebs Sarcasmo.... who can forget THIS:
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sarcasmo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-19-09 03:12 PM
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9. That is great, she even got on the fox shows, LMFAO.
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Ladyhawk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-19-09 11:41 PM
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10. Awesome. nt
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ZombieHorde Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-19-09 02:59 PM
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8. Cool design.
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