OH MY GAHD- WE'RE MISSING IT!!!

[beam me up scottie]

Creation Boot Camp!

Why didn't somebody TELL me?

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Mark your calendar...
now for May 13-15, 2005 when Marcus Pointe Baptist Church and Creation Science Evangelism will be hosting our first ever "Creation Boot Camp!" We have a line up of great speakers including Dr. Jack Cuozzo, author of Buried Alive, and expert on the so-called ‘cave men.’ Dr. Carl Baugh who is an author, researcher, creation speaker, and director of Creation in the 21st Century on TBN, Dr. Dennis Swift, an expert on ancient civilizations and the Ica stones of Peru showing man and dinosaurs together. And our very own Dr. Kent Hovind.
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Dr. Kent Hovind, a high school science teacher for 15 years, is now considered one of the foremost authorities on Science and the Bible. He will be speaking about Lies in the textbooks, Dinosaurs and the Bible, and Why evolution is stupid.

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Dr. Jack Cuozzo teaches seminars and courses across America on the growth and development of ancient man, the fossil record, cave research, and the philosophical basis of evolution. He will speak on the topics of Ancient Man, and Made in God's Imag

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Dr. Carl Baugh is founder and director of the Creation Evidence Museum in Glen Rose, Texas, and the discoverer of two major dinosaurs: Acrocanthosaurus in Texas and Stegosaurus Stenops in Colorado. He will speak about Living Dinosaurs.

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Dr. Dennis Swift is an active creation science researcher and is America's foremost expert on the world famous Ica Stones showing man and dinosaurs together. He will be speaking on the topic Creation Evidence from Peru.

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http://www.creationbootcamp.com/mainPage.php


Now I'm going to have to wait until NEXT year! :cry:
and I really wanted to learn why evolution is stupid...

[onager]

1. Bwah! Kent Hovind...

...who calls himself "Dr. Dino."

Do a google on that asshat. He has his own website. I'm not responsible for those broken bones when you fall out of the chair laughing.

[beam me up scottie]

2. I did!!!

I just about peed my pants when I read his quotes.

Ethical teaching like this:

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"You see, people don't understand capital punishment is a great deterrent. Especially if it is public and you take your kids down and you watch someone get stoned <.....> and your kid says, "Daddy, what did they do?." "Oh, he was a bad person. He did this, this, this." You're going to impress on that little kid - he's never going to do that."
Source: Truth Radio 8 June 2004 @ 21:25
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and how can you argue with this logic?

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"Do you know chimpanzees are still having babies? Why don't they make another human?"

Source: Seminar Part 2 (2003) @ 1:13:10
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and the genius of the man is staggering:

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"Probably, after the Flood, the Tower of Babel took place. God put them into different language groups. They spread out. Those that spoke French went one way. Those that spoke German went a different way. Those that spoke Spanish went a different way."

Source: Part 7---Question and Answer Session Video @ 2:08:35 ###

Did you know you could buy the Kent Hovind Topical series for homeschooling Grades 3-12 for $9.95 each or all 12 for $99?

[Tafiti]

3. Damn, that is rich!

...the genius of the man is staggering.

I fell over dizzy after reading those whoppers! Must...leave...atheist...group. Must...attend...creation boot camp. I mean, this guy makes so much sense!

You know, I used to think that these people actually maybe somewhat tried to find out exactly what the theory of evolution entails, and just rejected it out-of-hand out of religoius belief. But clearly, they have absolutely no idea. These people have digressed to a new level of ignorance. They used to rail on the so-called missing link "problem", but now, apparently, they think interspecies evolution is instantaneous! Wow. No wonder they think evolution is crazy - they think a human just one day popped out of a monkey's ass, voila!

And if that Tower of Babel explanation actually satisfies some young person's intellectual curiosity, a whole new breed of shit-for-brains fundamentalists is on the horizon. Roman and Greek mythology is more believable than that shit!

At first I thought this was hilarious, but I think I'm depressed now. Fucking hopeless, these people.

[beam me up scottie]

4. I'm getting depressed thinking

about how many students he educationally crippled while teaching high school science for 15 years.

You almost convince yourself that these are spoof sites, nobody could be THAT stupid but then when you look at the current administration, you are forced to accept reality-we have gone all the way through the looking glass, folks, independent thought has left the building.

[progressoid]

5. Wow, what a bizarre experience.

I'm reading this thread and listening to Ray Bradbury on C-Span at the same time.

[beam me up scottie]

6. Ray Bradbury is on CSPAN?

I'm listening to CSPAN radio right now and it's just a rehash of the Sunday political programs....oops, scratch that, they're doing call ins now. Caller is talking about how Iraqis do not understand anything but force-and this is a college student.

I like your reality better.

[Gelliebeans]

7. see what happens

when I get busy for a few days....someone let the nutbags out :eyes:


No offense to my DU brothers and sisters from Texas but what the hell is in the water down there?

Do you think this is what Dr. Dennis Swift meant when he talks about men and dinosaurs living together?

[beam me up scottie]

8. Nutbags is right.

Have you seen the picture of jesus petting a dinosaur? I can't remember which DU'er posted it but it was a scream!