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certain former acquaintances of mine apparently have a fondness for deadly cutting tools...as much as I'd love to take credit, 'twasn't me.
Here are some others I was looking at:
"It is a just retribution for improper sexual misconduct" Mother Teresa, on AIDS
"Evolution is a bankrupt speculative philosophy, not a scientific fact. Only a spiritually bankrupt society could ever believe it. ... Only atheists could accept this Satanic theory." Rev. Jimmy Swaggart
"To assert that the earth revolves around the sun is as erroneous as to claim that Jesus was not born of a virgin." Cardinal Bellarmine, 1615, during the trial of Galileo
"I can't understand how all this can have happened, it's enough to make one lose one's faith in God!" Eva Braun during the last days with Hitler
"Hence today I believe that I am acting in accordance with the will of the Almighty Creator: by defending myself against the Jew, I am fighting for the work of the Lord.." Hitler (Mein Kampf, Chapter 2)
or, would I maximize offense potential with these?:
"Suppose we've chosen the wrong god. Every time we go to church we're just making him madder and madder" - Homer Simpson's version of Pascal's Wager
"If the Bible has taught us nothing else, and it hasn't, it's that girls should stick to GIRLS sports, such as hot oil wrestling, foxy boxing, and such and such." - Homer Simpson
"This so-called new religion is nothing but a pack of weird rituals and chants designed to take away the money of fools. Now let us say the lord's prayer 40 times, but first let's pass the collection plate." - Rev. Lovejoy
"Science is like a blabbermouth who ruins a movie by telling you how it ends! Well I say there are some things we don't want to know! Important things!" - Ned Flanders
"I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman!" - Homer Simpson
"Come on Milhouse, there’s no such thing as a soul! It’s just something they made up to scare kids, like the Boogie Man or Michael Jackson.” - Bart Simpson
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