Ok girls (and boys too, I suppose :P)

[WildEyedLiberal]

I'm bored again. I'm at home, on my crap dial up connection (I miss my apartment :() so everything takes forever to load. I've been depressed the past couple of days from a combination of freepers and lefty freepers, so I need some cheering up. And who better to cheer me up than the merry band of Kerrycrats? :P

I believe TayTay in particular requested some LLL action on Friday night. Well, here I am... ready for naughtiness! Especially since there was little to no LLL activity last night... ah well.

[GRLMGC]

1. K, but just for a little while

I'm goin out tonight even though there's a monsoon on.

[vinessa4freedom]

2. I promised my my hubby

my attention for the evening. But I wanted to tell you please don't be bummed!!! We're here and you are so not alone. I won't be around for the evenings action, but I know you girls will give me lots to
read in the a.m. ;-) And Kleeb will play your consciences well. O8)

Everyone have a happy night. Please cheer our WildEyedLiberal.

[GRLMGC]

3. What do you wanna do? nt

[WildEyedLiberal]

4. Hmm, well

You don't like my kinky threads. Poo.

So now I dunno. Meh.

Uh... make fun of lefty freepers?

[GRLMGC]

9. WAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

AMERICA IS DEAD! DEMOCRACY IS DEAD! I'M LEAVING THE PARTY BECAUSE THEY ARE NO BETTER THAN FASCISTS! WAHHHHHH!

[WildEyedLiberal]

13. KERRY SOLD US DOWN THE RIVER!

RICH ARISTOCRATIC BASTARD! WHAT DOES HE CARE. HE JUST GOES TO HIS SKULL AND BONES REUNIONS AND HAS A MENAGE A TROIS WITH BUSH AND A $2000 HOOKER WHILE THE COUNTRY SPASMS IN ITS AGONIZING DEATH THROES!

DOESN'T ANYONE WANT TO STAND UP FOR DEMOCRACY? I WILL! I'LL LAY SIEGE TO THE WHITE HOUSE! I'LL GO ON A HUNGER STRIKE! I'LL LISTEN TO RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE AND BUY A CHE SHIRT, AND BE A FUCKING REVOLUTIONARY!!!!!!!!!

POWER TO THE PEOPLE! RISE UP!!!!!!!!

DOWN WITH THE CAPITALISTIC PIGS IN THE DEMO-REPUBLICAN PARTY!!!!!!

[GRLMGC]

18. ooh, you win! nt

[WildEyedLiberal]

23. Mention of Skull and Bones ALWAYS wins

It's like the royal flush of lefty freeper idiocy.

LOL... we should make a drinking game for lefty freeper posts, and some night, we should all go into GD, and get wasted.

Some example rules:

Take one drink if they bitch about Kerry conceding.

Take two drinks if they call him a coward.

Drink the whole damn thing if they bring up Swift Boats Vets AND S&B in the same post.

[TayTay]

47. S&B is about the dumbest argument ever

Honestly, how did we ever get 48% of the vote with people like that campaigning for us? I think they are the reason we lost. Poor Kerry and the Kerryites were out there making good impressions and then these vile sleazemongers (who only ever wanted someone else anyway) came along and opened their depressing mouths and, bam, there went the vote. (It's not Kerry, but I just can't listen to these Lefty freepers for 4 years, our intended voters said.) Next time, we must neutralize these oozing, weepy, depressing bunch of defeatist, prozac-needing bozos by locking them in a room with nothing but Chomsky books and all-natural yogurt. Then we will win.

[whometense]

51. Between you and me,

I blame the orange ski caps.

[TayTay]

15. I'm so liberally pure

even Gawd bends before the moral force of my reasoning. Heaven itself stops to listen to me and angels revel at my droppings of knowledge. Here me, ye heathen wretches and marvel at the wonder of my words. For I have come to save you, nay to save all even unto the ends of the earth (and that really good coffee shop down the street.)

I'm working on an insufferables 'Sermon on the Mount'. I kinda started at the end because all good more-liberal-than-humanly-possible types end up on a Cross, less than nobly suffering for the sins of those not smart enough to comprehend their message. They will suffer for us. (Even if we would really rather they didn't as it is hell to get this kind of suffering out of the carpet.)

I'm but a lesser mortal and therefore unworthy of having such suffering done on my humble behalf.

[GRLMGC]

20. I'm so liberally pure

That the pressure is so enormous. I suffer for Democratic sins.

[WildEyedLiberal]

26. I'm so liberally pure...

that I weep for EVERY single innocent life destroyed by American Evil in Iraq. All I ever do is cry, because I CAN FEEL THE PAIN OF THE EARTH, BEING RAPED BY THE CAPITALIST WAR PIGS! I CAN FEEL THE EARTH AND THE ANIMALS AND THE INNOCENT CHILDREN CRYING! TO ME!!!! TO ME!!!!!!!!! And so I weep and flog myself for the sins of my country.

[whometense]

57. You guys are intimidating me.

I'm liberally impure. ;-)

Ya know, even back in his hothead young radical (and adorable) VVAW days, Kerry was never liberally pure enough for the real lefty radicals.

[TayTay]

101. True

He called them gooey-gooeys. I concur. I think he's much more practical and focused on actually getting things done than sitting around daydreaming about liberal heaven.

[angrydemocrat]

5. Did you here the scandal they caught chimp and his croanies in

If not I got it on a thread it is so funny!

[WildEyedLiberal]

6. What all happened?

They paid Lance Armstrong to do what? I didn;t know Lance Armstrong campaigned for Bush.

What a moran.

[angrydemocrat]

7. Go to the other thread

And I will go over there so you can read it

[GRLMGC]

8. No, some other guy

Armstrong Williams or something like that.

[angrydemocrat]

11. YEAH

Go read it I coulndn't remeber the dudes last name so in the post it just says Armstrong.

[WildEyedLiberal]

16. OH, OK LOL

I was thinking, "Lance Armstrong?" WTF?

[TayTay]

10. You are too funny!

I can see it now, Lance we paid you to, ahm, win that Tour of France thing. Show up them Frenchie's with good old American dominance. It shouldn't be that hard since them Frnechie's have to stop every few feet and eat some cheese and drink that funny Frenchie wine. If you can't beat a bunch of gassy, drunk frogs, then you aren't fit to be called a Good 'Murican.

LOL!

[angrydemocrat]

12. Hi Tay Tay!

[WildEyedLiberal]

14. Hah

So how 'bout that kink?

;)

[angrydemocrat]

19. LOL

You are wild! Go ahead. Did you read what I was talking about? I laughed so hard that mt sides hurt LOL.

[WildEyedLiberal]

43. LOL

I hope his ass gets burned for it. Stupid motherfuckers.

[TayTay]

22. Fire away.

By the way, as pure fun, did you ever read those news stories about Kerry's former girlfriend in Boston. Oh my gawd, what a dipshit. Gave the UK press a fit of the giggles.

[GRLMGC]

24. That shit was hilarious

Fatal Attraction, anyone?

[angrydemocrat]

25. NO OMG !

Where are they I want to read them?

[TayTay]

33. I have one of the stories that ran in the Boston Herald

I need to go offline for a sec to get it. What a riot.

Back now. Here ya go, but the better, funnier story ran in the UK press.

http://thetrack.bostonherald.com/moreTrack/view.bg?articleid=40469

[WildEyedLiberal]

35. Eh, enough about that wacko

Oh, BTW, did you see my answer to your LOTR question in that other thread? I said that John is definitely Aragorn.

[angrydemocrat]

60. LMAO TAY TAY

I did read that one time before. I wouldn't exactly call the woman a wacko as WildEyedLiberal did LMAO because I couldn't see a smart good looking man like Kerry ever being with a so-called wacko LOL. But I must say I think the woman pushed the story a little over board if you know what I mean. I think she did the shit hoping she will sell her book.

But noe I must say from watching Kerry over the years and studying him the way I have for so many years now I must say he I feel he would be a totally inspiring ,drive you up the wall kind of men, that could make a woman have have such a major orgasim that it would leave evidence on the ceilinlg!!!!:loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya:

I can see him as a man that would start romancing a woman over dinner with all his sweet charming talk and before that dinner ever finished you would be so intised with one another that you would be in a major kissing ,touching, feeling all over modes and he would just sweep you up never stopping the kissing and carry you to the bed type of man!!!! :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya:

Oh I can picture this man as a very dreamy just to die for romantic kind of man that I would give anything and I do mean anything to find out for myself!!:loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya:

[WildEyedLiberal]

29. You mean her book?

And how she still lusts after him? I mean, I don't blame her... I wouldn't be able to get over that sweet hunk of man, either, but then again, if I were as batty as her, I never would've hooked said sweey hunk of man in the first place. For REAL, John... what were you thinking? All the women in the world who want to do you, and you pick HER?

[Vektor]

48. I feel kind of sorry for her..

How could you get over HIM? I mean, Jesus...if you had a 20 month affair with JOHN KERRY?!? That would have to be the most exciting 20 months in a person's life. I don't think I'd get over it either. It's unlikely that she has met anyone so riveting since. I honestly can't blame her for being bat-shit crazy over him and keeping a scrapbook. I'd probably do the same. The only comparable thing I ever did was have a 1.5 year romance with a semi-well known heavy metal singer.

Cool, but NOT John Kerry.

I think she was pretty, and was probably totally lovestruck and awestruck by him. What pisses me off, is I was single and living on the East Coast at the same time he was. I was YOUNG, but hey, barely legal is still legal.

I COULD HAVE TAPPED THAT.

[WildEyedLiberal]

53. I think it's kind of sad that

She kept coming back... it seemed almost like he was a little bit ashamed of her. I mean, she sounds pretty kooky, and can't write for crap, but still, it's like he never really took her seriously, and she couldn't see that. I do understand his need for privacy, but hell... I think I'd insist on being taken out in public, or there would be no relationship. After we had wild sex, of course... couldn't turn THAT down.

But then again, it's clear that John gravitates to (and admires) strong minded women, which this poor woman doesn't really seem to be. I think if I told him how it was gonna be, it would secretly turn him on. It's like he pitied her, or something... who wants a clingy woman?

I, on the other hand, have been called a borderline dominatrix. So dammit, when's MY chance to tap that?

[Vektor]

59. Yeah...

Maybe he was embarrassed by her. Judging from the way she seems to have "chased him" he was probably not that interested.

[angrydemocrat]

30. Or is that the one that was talking about writing a book

and all that shit. And was talking about him speaking French to her all the time and whispering in French in her ears when they made love and all that kind of shit.

[TayTay]

39. Without any waiting, an excerpt

from her magnum opus

"We were sitting at one end of the long dining room table and suddenly we were feeding each other and kissing, and all over each other, and undressing each other and plates were falling on the floor, food was everyhwere, you know our usual combustible frenzy, and then he carried me to the bedroom., she writes. Asked by her friend what happened next, Nikki (the protagonist) says, "We made mad, passionate love and he immediately fell asleep." The unfortunate Nikki, however, almost dies as the senator lies snoring while she goes into anapylactic shock from eating shellfish."

Ahm, and this woman allegedly went to Harvard. I know Harvard had declining standards, but anaphylactic shock? Geez, mny dog could come up with a better way to move the plot along than that.

[whometense]

58. Ok, have I got one for you!

I hope you guys haven't seen this yet, because I want to hear what you say -

Check this out: http://www.hedgefundmistress.com/JohnKerryScrapbook.html

[angrydemocrat]

89. Well She Did Have Some Good Pictures Of Him

But again I don't know why but something tells me this woman is exaggerating things just bit. I mean shit there was a few of her statements in the other article that she claims John said that I find a little out there if you know what I mean? Especially the one where she claims he just came straight out and said he wasn't going to ever marry her. I mean get for real this man isn't like that. He wouldn't look at a women and say "well now let just say this I will fuck you and use you but you are not my type and I will never marry someone like you" Bullshit this woman is full of shit. Hell John to much of a gentlemen to be a male show biniz pig. He just wouldn't say anything rather than say something as stupid and corney as that shit. Like I said this woman I think is trying to push her book.

[WildEyedLiberal]

92. Yeah it sounds like she's trying to turn it into a Harlequin novel

She's so totally not his type. Too needy and clingy and feeble. John needs a strong, intelligent woman who can hold her own with him. Someone in his league.

I think I'm John's type. Oh John... gimme a call...

[Pirate Smile]

17. I'm here too but I don't know if I can do any cheering up. Why do people

pick fights on issues and topics where you don't even disagree? They just have to stick some snotty comment into a statement where it isn't necessary.

:wtf:

Those are the ones that piss me off.

I expect it when I step into a flame war or issue I know cause the snarky rebuttals but sometimes I don't know what people's problem is.

[angrydemocrat]

21. OH Know

Pirate is pissed. We will cheer you up.

[Pirate Smile]

31. Thanks! Guess what? I still haven't gotten the Kerry e-mail. I wasn't

kidding when I said it would take days.

[WildEyedLiberal]

34. It's ok, Pirate.

Would some LLL action make you feel any better? :P

[Pirate Smile]

42. Of course!

[TayTay]

27. They are merely trying to discourage you

Everyone knows that the way to get Dems prepared for the next fight is to thoroughly and completely depress them with tales of hopelessness and doom. This is the great Dem 'reverse psychology' move. It begins, "Yeah us, we suck. We are so unable to get anything pure done that we should just all go out back and shoot ourselves in the head. End this mortal existence and spit in the face of a gawd grim enough to consign us to this hell of living. We are awful! We are so flat and everyone I ever voted for has sold me out. On purpose. And is now spending my money on beer, cheetos and cheap hookers and I'm wallowing in my own vile self-pity. Oh Woe is me!"

I don't know about you, but I feel ready to fight another day!

[angrydemocrat]

37. I'm Always Ready To Fight For My Man

I say lets go bring it on! You want a fight by hell lets fight because Kerry is well worth fighting for! Because something about that man just makes me lose control and go wild wild wild:evilgrin: That could be great for him but mighty dangerous for others!

[WildEyedLiberal]

41. OMG ANGRYDEM

YOU'RE GOING TO BREAK 1000 TONIGHT!

So let's have a SUPER KINKY KERRY PARTY!!!!!

:evilgrin:

[Pirate Smile]

40. Oh hell yeah, I'm ready. Lets stop pissing and moaning and do something.

[paulk]

28. ok -

what is LLL action?

[WildEyedLiberal]

32. Libidinous Liberal Lasses

Who lust over John Kerry. And oh, do we lust. :P

OMG, I'M IN THE 700 CLUB!!!! NO!!!!!!!

[paulk]

50. LOL

I guess I'm in the wrong thread!

[Vektor]

36. REPORTING FOR BOOTY!!

Howdy, gals.

[WildEyedLiberal]

38. HOWDY HOWDY!!!!!!

Just in time!!!! I was getting desperate!!!!

TayTay is finally here now too, and angrydem! LET THE KINK BEGIN!

[Vektor]

44. Ok, I'll start.

John Kerry has a giant wiener!

[TayTay]

45. well, well, well, the subtle approach

I admire that in a lass.

I feel a good game of twenty questions coming on:

Is it bigger than a breadbasket?

[Vektor]

64. Oh yes....

...much bigger.

[WildEyedLiberal]

46. No, he doesn't

Edited for kinkiness.

[TayTay]

49. Fffffft. 20 yard penalty for ....

roughing the passer. You are too graphic and are going to be banned. And I am too delicate for this discussion. (You laugh? How dare you laugh at me, you little minx. I am too delicate. I went to Catholic school back in the day when that meant something and real nuns wore Penguin suits. And hit you with things when you were unruly. I carry my inner-nun around with me to this day. Undoubtedly, all the good work of Sister Robert Francis will be undone tonight. Heathen!)

Hmmmmm, I prefer other nomenclature on a public board. (More fun!)

WEL is in a cocky mood and is full of admiration for men who do exceed themselves fully.(There, decipher that one honey!)

[WildEyedLiberal]

54. I feel chastened now

:(

There's no chastening allowed in an LLL thread!

[Vektor]

52. I was trying to start out light...

and get heavier as the evening progressed

[WildEyedLiberal]

55. GOD I'M SORRY

OK then.

John Kerry has a gorgeous body.

How's that for tame?

[TayTay]

63. Oh good lord, woman

Your argument deflated, went all limp and wimpy in a matter or moments. I am disappointed in you WEL.

The Democratic Party is very interested in REFRAMING everything. (Haven't you read Lakoff yet? Aren't you among the cool and hopelessly hip?) Know your basic values and reframe the debate.

Now, once more with feeling.....

(but not so much feeling that you get tombstoned. We love you here. We want you here for as long as possible. And being subtle is more fun, trust me.)

[WildEyedLiberal]

66. Hmm, if I haven't been tombstoned for kink yet

I don't know what they're waiting on.

And hey, don't blame me. I didn't start off with the weiner. :P

OK, how about this:

QUESTION:

What is he wearing in this picture?

[WildEyedLiberal]

94. Oh come on! No one took the bait?

Geez... come on LLL!

[TayTay]

100. an interestng expression!

Half "go away, I'm busy" half "Join me"

Hows by you?

[WildEyedLiberal]

106. Hmm

Yes... an intriguing expression. Like he's evaluating if you're worthy to come into the pool with him.

I bet his swim trunks are sexy.

[TayTay]

116. I'm shocked!

I didn't see you as envisioning the trunks at all!

[WildEyedLiberal]

118. Heh

I believe you have formed a misconception of me due to the randy and ribald first kinky post I made on this thread. I DO enjoy the buildup in addition to the release :P

See, once I slide into the pool with him, then the surreptitious fondling begins, followed by passionate kisses, followed by skinny dipping. Among other things. :evilgrin:

[Vektor]

126. My mouth...

:evilgrin:

[WildEyedLiberal]

145. Oh dear God

In addition to or in place of swim trunks?

[Vektor]

154. In replacement of,

...of course.

[Vektor]

65. Too tame

..let's start with "GREAT ASS" and work our way around to the front.

[WildEyedLiberal]

69. GREAT ASS

In jeans.

Mmmm, casual clothes...

[Vektor]

76. Casually strewn across the floor.

The hotness is crippling.

[WildEyedLiberal]

83. Is he under or on top of

... the sheets?

[Vektor]

84. There are no sheets....

on a kitchen counter.
:evilgrin:

[WildEyedLiberal]

85. Is food involved?

Spreadable food?

[Vektor]

90. Spreadable?

Bwaaa-haaaa.

OK.

Yes, in fact, there is. Pick your poison. Do you have any food allergies?

[WildEyedLiberal]

91. No sirree

Although I am partial to fruits, and tarts. :P

Fruit spreads. Mmmm...

[Vektor]

102. I recommend lemon curd

...on a LARGE set of biscuits.

[WildEyedLiberal]

108. Topped with a cherry, of course

But is it finger food?

[Vektor]

110. it very well could be....

it can also be consumed hands free.

[WildEyedLiberal]

113. Mwahaha

Yes, that does free the hands up for other things.

Where's the kinkiest place you'd like to do it with John?

[Vektor]

117. How about...

...a voting booth in a southern, red-neck, bible belt precinct?

[WildEyedLiberal]

124. Dangerous!

So you like living on the edge, eh?

I still say *'s Oval Office. Leaving behind a nice "gift" for him.

Or a limo.

I swear to God, if he were the President AND he were mine, we'd "christen" every single room in the White House. And every single room on Air Force One. (Especially the cockpit :P)

[Vektor]

129. Oh my effin god.

Did you hear the sex in a limo Kerry story? Is that what you are referring to?

[whometense]

132. NO.

Do tell.

[TayTay]

133. Oh dear Lord Tell now

I haven't heard that. Sounds like fun! (It's a stretch limo, right?)

[Vektor]

148. HAHAHAHAHA. *GASP* HAHAHAHA

Apparently, this is one of his favorite locations. Or, it was in his singlehood. Rumor kind of spread, and this was just something that people in the circle just sort of "knew" about him. No too long ago, he was attending a White House correspondent's dinner, and a reporter friend of mine was there. When Kerry came in the room, a blathering drunk conservative columnist named Taki stood up and yelled “Senator, do you like to have sex in limousines?” He knew this because a lady Kerry had dated was a friend of his and told him all about it.

Kerry apparently just gave him a REALLY dirty look and sat down.

From Taki:

"Now this is a hard thing to explain, but people do tend to tell each other secrets, and one of hers was that she was involved with JFK Mark II, the man who is now running for president. More details followed, and then it was time for a White House correspondents’ dinner. I had had much too much to drink—as a guest of Arnaud de Borchgrave, I was seated next to Fawn Hall—and when John Kerry lumbered by I heard myself yelling, “Senator, do you like to have sex in limousines?” Well, he didn’t look best pleased, but then he’s a politician and knows how to roll with the punches. He also knew that I knew and left it well enough alone."

[whometense]

150. hahaha

I bet that guy's not scoring any one-on-one interviews...

[Vektor]

152. Not likely...

...but I'd like to test out that limo theory.

[angrydemocrat]

177. LMAO!

OMG! This can't be true LOL! This is just to damn funny. If it is true that is one columnist that is on the shit list along with the one that told the columnist to start with! LMAO Like I said this can't be true it is just to damn funny.

[whometense]

183. and,...

lumbered??? JK???

[whometense]

149. C'mon Vektor.

You still here? Amuse us, darling!!!

[Vektor]

158. I'm here...

What can I do for you?

[WildEyedLiberal]

161. John Kerry

...But only after I finish with him.

That is, if he's any shape to do you after I get through with him. :evilgrin:

[Vektor]

163. I will towel him off,

..splash a little cold water on his face, and tell him to get back to work...
But on that note, I have to retire...

I have been sick lately and am feeling lousy.
We will terrorize the message boards again soon enough

[WildEyedLiberal]

165. Indeed

Take care and feel better -I wouldn't want you to miss out on any John kink!

:evilgrin:

[Vektor]

168. I will return for the kink...

..soon. :-)
Goodnight!

[whometense]

162. Sorry, I'm out of order.

I was begging for limo details...:evilgrin:

[TayTay]

56. hmmmm, okay

You know what was so funny reading your posts the other night about hand size and it's other correlating aspects?

I had that same conversation with someone who had more authoritative knowledge of the subject than do I. Flashback city! So funny.

[WildEyedLiberal]

61. More authoritative knowledge?

Tell me more.

[Vektor]

62. "authoritative knowledge?"

You know someone who has touched Kerry's member?

[TayTay]

68. Senator Kerry was never in the house

Thus, he was not a 'member', but is, to this day a Senator. Unless, of course, you are talking generically and referring to all CongressCritters as 'Members' of Congress. In the sense in which you used it, I would indeed refer to many of those in Cogress as 'members.'

Hmm, theoretically speaking, of course, I do know someone who had a few nights out on the town with a well-known person from the great and noble city of Boston. Said person had a wonderful time and was treated to a grand dinner and such.

[WildEyedLiberal]

70. Were they treated to

the member's member?

[Vektor]

78. I think someone...

(ahem)
Might have had a little Senatorial fun....

[Vektor]

74. OMG

It was yooouuuuuuu.....

[TayTay]

79. no, unequivocally, no

sigh, it was not. I have been happily married for 21 years. It was not I, but someone close to me. (Who I don't want to name.)

[Vektor]

82. That's cool...

I would never ask you to name them.

...but *squeeeee*

Was it with you-know-who?

[whometense]

86. John did get around back in the day.

i.e. before Teresa had fully entered the picture.

My younger son's best friend's aunt dated him a few times, but I believe little carnal contact ensued.

[Vektor]

87. I'd have had a hard time

controlling myself...
I heard he dated around a lot too, but wasn't a playa-freak or anything, that he actually was really lonely when he was single (despite all the attention from female admirers) and really wanted to get married again.

[TayTay]

97. He was a great date!

He took this person I know to Olive's in Charlestown. She met him there. And that is why she didn't have another date, sort of. (long weird story about insecure peole.) She arrived at the restaurant, asked for the his table and then felt really funny. She felt like all the eyes were on her as she walked to the table. She mightily didn't like it. (Funny, if she had been the one who never went anywhere, it might have been a longer association.) She felt strange and out of place. Then, because she had asked me about what place this charming person she had met occupied in the world, she became tongue-tied and didn't speak. (Must have been a fabulous date. One party is too intimidated to actually speak. Must have wondered what happened to the charming woman he talked to the night before. I actually felt guilty about that. If I hadn't been at work to take her call, she wouldn't have been so nervous. She was so nervous she was drinking vodka straight out of the bottle before she left for the date. Didn't seem to help.)

Anyway, I believe him when he says that the single life for public figures can be a very lonely existence. I'm so happy he met someone like THK. Now that is a woman who can engage a man fully.

[whometense]

103. Agreed.

Teresa seems to be the perfect woman for him. (sorry to kill the young'uns buzz)

I think he was very lonely. From what I know about his single years they sound incredibly bleak.

It is funny about that date. Not hard to imagine someone being intimidated by the idea of him, but in our few encounters he's struck me as quite sweet and shy, actually. Earnest.

No wonder the vodka didn't help!

[TayTay]

107. This was, of course, many years ago

And the story has it's funny aspects. But she met a charming man who had enough conversational skill to make her feel at ease. Then, the next day, not at ease. And I know for a fact that it was her fault.

But how sad. I wonder if he met many women like that. I wonder if he met the equal and opposite type as well (people who want to associate with you cuz you're famous or whatever.) Yuck!

Funny you should bring up the shyness factor. I have always found that very attractive in a man. Very romantic.

[whometense]

111. Me too.

There's something about John that makes me feel protective of him - I mean, aside from his political positions - ;-)

I imagine a lot of women looked up to him to a degree he found uncomfortable. A man like that likes to be teased. But gently.

It's funny how much my husband + JK have in common - they also both have that silly, goofy side that makes their daughters roll their eyes and say - affectionately - Dad, you're such a dork.

I feel a little guilty talking like this here - I think such talk is killing off the LLL buzz. But I love him too!

Sorry girls!

[TayTay]

120. By saying this guy has a sensitive side?

Our LLL friends are in college now. They surely have seen the value of a guy who has the sides we talked about. This is the good stuff. When you see guys like this, grab 'em. This is someone who engages all of you, from the wild side to the talking over the papers about something side. Nothing, but nothing is sexier than a guy who takes you seriously and yet gives you room to be naughty. That's a wonderful thing. Engages all the sides of me, from wonk to LLL.

For the record, my husband could not look less like JK than if he was designed by committee for that express purpose. But I loves 'em.

[WildEyedLiberal]

128. No kidding

I LOVE sensitive, shy men. It's honestly one of the firstthings that attracted me to John. He's the kind of man I've always wanted - kind, gentle, shy, witty, crazy, fun, intelligent, honest, honorable, reserved, masculine, and maybe just a wee bit kinky. It's really not a superficial attraction, though I do think he looks good enough to eat. He's the kind of man I've been looking in vain for ever since I decided I was lonely and wanted someone who understands me. Unfortunately, I know absolutely zero guys like him. Fortunately, I am only 20 and thus have plenty of time.

[whometense]

139. I can tell.

You spin a good yarn, but let's face it, it takes a special woman to be able to appreciate these fine qualities. There aren't too many like John out there - but you'll find yours, I'm sure of it.

The really tough part is that 20-year-old men are but never like that. I met my husband when I was 22 and he was 27, and he was gorgeous but - well - 27. We've now been married for 27 years, and, despite my 33-year-old crush on JK, I adore him.

[whometense]

130. awwww...

Nothing, and I mean nothing is sexier to me than a man with a giant brain and an equally giant sense of humor. And loyalty. A greatly underestimated quality, in my opinion.

Looks are the last part of the equation.

[TayTay]

136. agreed

but if you find the whole package, ahm grab it.

20? I have shoes older than you!

And don't give up. They are out there. Honest-to-gawd. And just cuz you find one, you can still enjoy a little fantasy on the side.

[angrydemocrat]

125. I Have To Say

I get on here and act all silly and I really do feel like he is a good looking man but he is a very happily married man as well as I am a happily married woman with two teenagers. So I do get on here and act all silly and carry on like a nut but it is all for fun. Because as I said I'm a married woman with 2 teenagers. John is very happy with Teresa and I think that shows very well when they are together. He truly loves Teresa and when they are together John just lights up.

[TayTay]

127. I saw that too

He took a lot of shit in MA when he married THK for obvious reasons. But that is one solid union. Why not, it seems like a good yin/yang thing.

[angrydemocrat]

135. Ok I Have Some Serious Questions For You Mass Kerrycrats

I was reading last night some online papers from different areas of Mass and I noticed in the opinion section how some talk about Teresa what the hell is people's problem about Teresa around there?

[whometense]

142. She's not very - well, you know -

New England.

Teresa is the polar opposite of a New Englander - she's outspoken, impetuous, hotblooded, and f***ing rich. In New England bluebloods are supposed to be tightlipped, reserved and wear rags even if they're richer than god.

[angrydemocrat]

157. I mean is she that bad

hell from what I was reading in the papers people act as if she is a total bitch. I have never seen her that way but I don't live around her either. From what I gathered alot of people like John but not her. But hell that makes it hard on John. It was sad some of the shit I read.

[whometense]

166. I don't know her that well,

but I don't think she's a bitch. More just an outsider. It's hard to be accepted here. Which papers were you reading? If it was the Herald, pay no attention. They had a screaming front page headline the day JK spoke at the convention about how Vanessa and Alexandra were fighting over Ben Affleck. Puhleeze.

The papers here have never been kind to him. They range from insulting to condescending, but basically you can't believe a quarter of what you read about him in the local press. And I'd bet that goes double for Teresa.

[whometense]

170. I just thought of something I'd forgotten.

I was really pissed off at Wonkette earlier in the campaign because she kept making fun of John and saying he had no sex appeal.

Tells you something about her, doesn't it?

[WildEyedLiberal]

173. Who's Wonkette?

And tell me how THIS MAN:



has no sex appeal.

G'wan. Tell me.

Stupid bitch.

[whometense]

184. Really?

Never read Wonkette? She's DC Snark Central: http://www.wonkette.com

But she's a bitch - and kinda a media whore, if you know what I mean.

[angrydemocrat]

179. It Was The Herald

And Metro West Daily News. It was in the opinion part. Ai the metro site I typed in John Kerry and it brought up several comments and articles about him. Let me say I was shocked at some of the shit I read. I really couldn't believe it. Some of it was sickening what people said about there own senator who has done nothing but good for them. But hell they trashed Kennedy too. I really couldn't believe the shit. Thats the ones it is to bad you couldn't give a one way ticket to the south. They would sure as hell fit in.

[WildEyedLiberal]

180. LOL

Hey, I made a new thread just for us, on the main forum page. Because I'm bored as shit.

[angrydemocrat]

182. OK

I will be right over

[whometense]

185. There you go then,

the Herald is our lying tabloid rag. They have a columnist named Howie Carr who LOATHES Kerry (he's the one who invented that "Liveshot" crap). A few months ago I had a long discussion with some Herald person who called trying to sell me a subscription. I said, "If you fire Howie Carr I'll consider it."

Anyway, the Herald is also Boston's right-wing paper - that is to say, right wing for Boston. They are always mean about Kerry, and especially mean about Teresa. I've never heard anyone else call Teresa a bitch, but she is high-strung and high maintenance, so I'm sure she's rubbed plenty of people the wrong way. Also if she blocks anyone's access to John they might hold it against her.

[whometense]

67. Okay, seriously, ladies - CHECK THIS OUT

No one saw my post upthread, but here: http://www.hedgefundmistress.com/JohnKerryScrapbook.html

[WildEyedLiberal]

71. Wow, she isn't that cute

I'm prettier than her. And less desperate.

JOHN!!! WHEN DO I GET A TURN?

[whometense]

72. And not

particularly bright, either.

But he must have had a taste for smallboned blondes. He did date Morgan Fairchild for a while. :P

[WildEyedLiberal]

75. Well fortunately for me

He also seems to like brunettes.

Especially intelligent, strong, willful, passionate brunettes.

John, here I am...

[Vektor]

121. I was a small boned blonde...

...but now I am a small boned brunette....
I like to experiment with haircolor..I get SO bored...

[whometense]

77. hahahaha

John is the natural
leader and he is
not void in any
area.  Vote for
John Kerry in
November!

snigger.


But I LOVE this picture...

[angrydemocrat]

98. That was the picture I found to be the best!

Damn John baby I promise i could do more for than she did! I'm better looking too! If its blonde you want hell I will go to the salon tommorrow although I truly wouldn't want too LOL. But anthing for you baby anything!:loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya:

[WildEyedLiberal]

104. Bah

He doesn't prefer blondes... he didn't marry any!

Besides, I know John would be more attracted to a woman who is NOT willing to change for him (or for any man, for that matter). That's why I think this woman is so not his type... she seems too ditzy and flaky, too doormatish. What he needs is a strong, independent, sassy woman who speaks her mind, is brilliant and witty, and is good looking to boot.

John... come on. baby, you know you want to... Hell, I'm fairly confident I'd be a better lover than Miss Hedge Fund Mistress, or whatever the hell.

[Vektor]

122. I think he likes variety...

..as do most men...I'm sure we all have something to offer him.
Let's line up.

[WildEyedLiberal]

138. Haha

Sounds good to me!

[TayTay]

73. Honestly, and this woman went to Harvard!

No sense of design. A messy slobby web page that just splatters her best points willy-nilly about the page. I am ashamed of the graduate of 'The World's Greatest University.' Standards, people, standards.

That being said, and noting that in one of the lines from her book the UK press had referred to her rubbing her fictional Senator's back, whilst he talked over possible war with somebody important on the phone. Her heroine then opines her doubts about interrupting her lover, "You don't interrupt a man with useless chatter when he's mulling over world events." What a wimpy, useless woman! Honestly, why would anyone want a woman who won't even interrupt a man for mad monkey love. Like any man would ever, ever object to that. She obvisouly has never seen even one episode of 'Sex and the City.' Sniff!

Honestly, I think she caught the good Senator when he was tired. She can't even make proper sentences. And she is reduced to trying to sell a book that nobody wants. But she did have the cool pics up of Kerry from 10 years ago when his hair was all black and I do so like those pics.

:evilgrin:

[WildEyedLiberal]

80. Yeah, he was on the rebound from a messy divorce

Probably needed the ego boost.

Christ, I'm a product of PUBLIC SCHOOLS and my writing is Hemingway compared to her. Although I am told I am especially talented in that department.

Oh, John... need a speechwriter-cum-lover? I'm taking offers...

[TayTay]

88. Whometense, I have a question for you

And you are up late as well. You are a Masshole and you go way back with Sen. Kerry. (As a supporter, silly.) I remember thinking during the election that the Rethugs were so gawd-awful sleazy that they were going to find a bring up something from Kerry's single days. (distorting something innocent.) But it never came up. I am, relieved, of course. I have a theory about this. I think they wrote the script that Kerry was a stiff and nothing was going to get in the way of that. Either that or no one in MA would talk.

I don't think it is an accident that we are the only state to approve Gay Marriage. I think the reason we did it is because, aside from all the noble things, we don't give a flying f*ck in MA what consenting adults do. (It's the Mind Your Own Business side of us Yanks.) I think in that regard we are actually different from other parts of the country. What do you think? (And I don't think Gay Marriage is going to be reversed. I really don't. We saw it, it seemed rather ordinary, and the Commonwealth didn't sink into the ocean or anything and well, I guess it's okay.)

[whometense]

95. Well, there was that one

flyer Drudge took - last January or so? The one that had all the talking heads steamed up for a few days until it just fell flat as a pancake?

Up late - oddly energized, considering the hour. I think you're basically right, though. If they'd tried to make him out to be a lady-killer it would have murdered their storyline - the boring stiff no one likes.

One oddity I dug up before the primaries. I don't know if you ever saw this, but back in 2000 when Gore was considering Kerry as his veep, there was all manner of freakout in the press over how Kerry's charisma was going to bury Gore.

Interesting, no?

[TayTay]

114. True.

I honestly like him. I mean, apart from all my entirely logical arguments that he has been a very good Senator (insert wonky, wonky, wonky stuff here), I really like him. I completely admire him for what a phenomenal job he did raising his daughters under extremely difficult circumstances. (This is a huge thing with me.) His daughters are everything you want a kid to be, smart, sassy, down-to-earth, strong, intelligent, sweet and charming. They are wonderful. I loved them on the campaign trail. I hope their lives are going well and they have been able to move on. (And of course, I credit his ex for doing a good job as well. A remarkable thing, considering how messy and painful that divorce was.)

The Drudge thing was obviously false. This type of ethical violation just wouldn't happen. Not ever. Not his style.

It's just too bad that the charming, goofy side we all know and love didn't come out (or if it did, it was distorted.) The joking side that is on display at the St Pat's day roasts. The self-deprecating humor. The ability to put people at ease. The charm. Maybe next time.

[whometense]

146. When my daughter was working for the campaign

Vanessa was sitting at the next computer working too - just another Kerry Kid. I'm with you on that. My father was emotionally absent, so I have a deep appreciation for a father who is a great father to his daughters. My husband is amazing with our daughter - as a result she's strong, sassy and self-confident. Not unlike our own WildEyedLiberal here. ;-)

I read a cute story. Vanessa was talking about giving her dad fashion advice for windsurfing. She told him under no circumstances should he wear jam shorts over his wetsuit. And then he did anyway, and she was laughing about how on him it was somehow cool - in a dorky way. I love that story. It illustrates their relationship in a lovely way.

[angrydemocrat]

151. Whometense are you still here?

[WildEyedLiberal]

155. Awww

Thanks :hug:

[whometense]

169. You're welcome.

I mean it. I like the company of strong minded women too!

[WildEyedLiberal]

175. I never understood needy girls

They're never going to attract a quality man by simpering and wilting and begging to be dominated.

[angrydemocrat]

112. Tay Tay What I Think Is

When they were trying to dig into Kerry's private life and wasn't able to get anything was simply because Kerry is the type man that would be a picky man in who he dated. And what I mean by that he would want to date women that felt like he did about what happen in your private life was none of anyone's damn business and he wouldn't date a woman who like to run her mouth and brag all the time or if things did go sour would stab him in the back later. I know they tried their damnest to get the lady that was his law partner who he ended up seeing pretty seriously to talk and she more less told them to go to hell. I think she is a judge now. I'm not saying he might not of made a mistake like with this blonde flake that is trying to get rich off a book by telling the world she had an affair with him. But I think she is exaggerating some of that shit. I don't believe all the shit she is telling it don't make sense and it don't fit the man. But that is why they couldn't get no dirt him.

[whometense]

115. It's actually pretty amazing,

considering his single life, that no women lined up to take cheap shots at him. They ALL seem inclined to want to protect him. Says good things about him. I mean, he dated a lot, but he was always a very serious guy.

[whometense]

186. About that Masshole thing,

Yeah! And proud of it!

I never responded to your comment about gay marriage, I realize. I completely agree that it's no accident we were first, and I don't believe for a second it will be reversed. It's here to stay. And I think the reason is exactly what you said - no one gives a flying f*ck what consenting adults do here. I live in Brookline, where it seems sometimes like half the population is gay. Who cares? They go shopping and call the plumber and send their kids to school just like everyone else.

It is very Yankee to keep private things private. God knows there have been plenty of kinky old-stock Yankees (where's that term come from, anyway? have to look it up). You know, "good fences make good neighbors" is really the New England code. At least in the Boston area. Worcester - well, that may be an entirely different story.

[whometense]

81. YEAH.

:evilgrin: :evilgrin:

[whometense]

119. Aside:

I think it was the School of Ed. 'Nuff said.

Got lots o' respect for teachers - used to be one myself. But ed schools - pffft.

[angrydemocrat]

93. I saw it

And posted. I also posted on the article Tay Tay posted. LMAO

[whometense]

96. those internets

are just so much fun. Never know what you may find...

[WildEyedLiberal]

99. OK, the kink is slowing down

Never a good thing, 'round these parts.

I think that batty blonde flake actually killed the innuendo, as opposed to flaming the fires of lust.

So let's rekindle, shall we?

Question:

In what article(s) of clothing would you most like to see John?

My answer: None. :evilgrin:

[whometense]

105. Ummm,

whatever he's wearing in that pool picture??? :loveya:

[WildEyedLiberal]

109. I'd sure love to take a swim with him

And I can't even swim. Oh well, guess he'd just have to hold on to me the whole time.

[angrydemocrat]

143. Are you still here whometense?

[whometense]

153. Yes, I am.

Though I OUGHT to be in bed.

[TayTay]

123. Let me think

A complete outfit. Then,slowly, ever so slowly, less than in the picture.

Ever so slowly. (You are young, learn the value of slowly, it's ahm wicked good.)

:evilgrin:

[TayTay]

131. I have to go soon!

Have about 10-15 minutes left.

Was up at 5:00 am, to go to work, am getting sleepy. Not able to write complete sentences anymore, with, like nouns and verbs.

[WildEyedLiberal]

134. Well, I hope you enjoyed the kink

Allright, picture this:

A candlelit room. John enters, dressed in suit. He removes his tie, then unbuttons his sleeves. Slips off his jacket. Untucks his shirt. Removes his belt. Unbuttons the top two buttons of shirt. Looks at you expectantly.

So what's your next move?

:P Meh if this isn't that hot. My eyes feel crummy.

[TayTay]

137. Get a camera!

sorry, I would just have to preserve the moment in memory. Awww gawd, I am tired. My next thoughts are libidinous, but fuzzy.

Jump bones, then have some wine, jump bones again. Have wine. Jump bones again.

TayTay has been marrieed a longtime and knows this is possible.

[TayTay]

140. jealous?

TayTay has to go, eyes unfocused, but happy.

We will do this again.

Having told all my slow down the kink stories, next time will be fresh

[WildEyedLiberal]

144. Sexy!

I would take some pictures after step three, as well :evilgrin:

I look forward to more kink. I'm glad you've gotten all your non kinky stories out of your system... John kink must needs be unfiltered. :P

'Twas fun!

[angrydemocrat]

147. Are we the only one here WildEyedLiberal

Did everyone else leave?

[WildEyedLiberal]

159. I think Vektor's still lurking about

[whometense]

172. I'm still here,

but if I'm still sitting at the computer when my night wanderer son comes in it will be embarrassing.

[angrydemocrat]

141. Another Question

What is it with that dickhead governor you guys have. Why does it seem to me he is so out to get Kerry? That bastard has called for Kerry to resign several times saying Kerry doesn't do his job. Has that shit for brains fell on his head that many times? Is he really that dumb?

[whometense]

160. Oh yes, he IS that dumb.

I think he's gonna get murdered in the next election. He's a terrible fit for Massachusetts - he's stupid, he's way too slick, he's a Mormon (not that there's anything wrong with that, but it sure puts him way out of the MA mainstream), and his worst sin -

DISSING JK

Seriously, all that crap you read about people not liking Kerry? Utter crap. The way it works around here is we like to kick our own in the ass, but if an outsider tries to do it, god help them.

[WildEyedLiberal]

164. Well, anyone named "Mitt"

WTF kind of name is that?

Of course, our governor is named "Rod" which isn't a lot better.

[whometense]

171. Actually, it's

Willard Mitt.

Which is oh so much better. We hate him here.

[WildEyedLiberal]

174. Oh GOD

No wonder he's an asshat. I would be too if my parents had named me "Willard Mitt."

So if you hate him, why'd you elect him? (Not you personally, obviously, but you know.)

[whometense]

176. Well, he ran

against this stiff, party hack Boston dem lady no one really liked. I voted for her, but a lot of people fell for his oiliness.

We have a recent history of electing slick repug governors who lust after national office. They do a shitty job here, then accept some sadass appointment (last one ended up ambassador to Canada (he was a dope too) and make us suffer throught he rest of their term with their lame-o lieutenant governors in charge - past two time, stupid, stupid women.

Sigh. We are liberal here, but for some reason they love them some repug governors. I don't get it.

Typing getting sloppy - I think I need to go to sleep.

[WildEyedLiberal]

178. LOL well if it makes you feel better

Illinois elected the world's hugest crook (currently on trial for racketeering and taking bribes while he was Sec. of State) over a common sense and charismatic Dem.

Why?

Because Chicago didn't like Poshard (the Dem) because he was from *gasp* Southern Illinois.

Seriously, I like how Chicago makes us liberal, but without their anointment, a pol's career here is doomed. And they hold downstate pols in something of a contempt. So I am not the biggest fan of the Chicago machine, "liberal" though it may be.

Because they got us stuck with George fucking Ryan, crook of the universe.

[angrydemocrat]

181. I hope the hell your right

When is he up for re-election? I hope you guys have his crap ass gone before I ever move up there Sheesh! The shit that dickhead said about Kerry truly pissed me off. He needs his ass stomped a good one. I wonder if he has ever had a woman stomp his sorry ass? That would be funny Mr. thinks he is so billy bad ass get's his ass stomped by angered women over his actions and comments towards John Kerry! Now that would be nice front page news!

[whometense]

187. LOL

He's up for reelection in 2006. Most here think he will get some cushy appointment and stick us with his dipshit lt. governor, Kerry Healey, and won't run at all.

Two people I know are thinking of running - Mike Capuano, who I actually know personally, slightly, and the AG Tom Reilly. Capuano would be excellent, and he's from totally urban Somerville so his seat is safe dem.

[whometense]

156. I ought to be going too.

goodnight!

[WildEyedLiberal]

167. I love that avatar pics are back up

Mine is so hot.

Play me like your guitar, John! :P