I found this joke to be very funny

[davidinalameda]

A man was being tailgated by a stressed-out woman on a busy boulevard.
Suddenly,
the light turned yellow, just in front of him. He did the right thing,
stopping at the crosswalk,
on her window even though he could have beaten the red light by
accelerating through the intersection.

The tailgating woman was furious and honked her horn, screaming in
frustration as she missed her chance to get through the intersection, dropping her
cell phone and makeup.
As she was still in mid-rant, she heard a tap and looked up into the face
of a very serious police officer.

The officer ordered her to exit her car with her hands up. He took her to
the police station
where she was searched, finger printed, photographed, and placed in a
holding cell.

After a couple of hours, a policeman approached the cell and opened the
door. She was
escorted back to the booking desk where the arresting officer was waiting
with her
personal effects.

He said, "I'm very sorry for this mistake. You see, I pulled up behind your
car while you
were blowing your horn, flipping off the guy in front of you, and cussing a
blue streak at him.
I noticed the ' Choose Life' license plate holder, the ' What Would Jesus
Do' bumper
sticker, the ' Follow Me to Sunday- School' bumper sticker, and the
chrome-plated Christian fish emblem on the trunk.

Naturally, I assumed you had stolen the car."

[Rabrrrrrr]

1. Hee hee - the only thing that would make that funnier

is if the cop was legally allowed to play judge at that moment and put a bullet through her head for being the typical Christian hypocrite that most Christians who would put a fish emblem and a "Choose life" bumpersticker on their car are.

Good joke! :applause:

[swimboy]

2. Very funny and too true.

:toast:

[lavenderdiva]

3. LOL!

that's a great one... Thanks for sharing! :rofl: