Harriett Meiers Withdraws!

[Muffstser]

My first thought...they don't have a terror alert, so this will have to be their distraction of the day.

[WolverineDG]

1. ko blew their cover

for the terra terra terra!!!111 alerts, so they had to come up with another distraction.

unfortunately for them, the indictments (when & if they come down) will blow harriet off the front pages. poor dears, they're spinning sooo hard....

dg

[RevCheesehead]

2. Spinning so hard,

you'd think they'd be drilled thru to China by now.

Yeah, bad timing by Harriet. She needed to wait a day. :evilgrin:

[WolverineDG]

4. Insight on the State Bar President

I was talking about this with one of my colleagues & while she thought it was great that Harriet was the first woman president of the State Bar, in reality, law firms push their lightweight attorneys into that position so they can do "busy work" for the State Bar & not muck up the firm's business. :evilgrin:

dg

[Gogi]

3. "Harriet?"

"Yes, former best governor of all time?"

"I'm going to use you as a stalking horse. I'm nominating you for the Supreme Court!"

"Oooh, yes, Mr. Best President of all time!"

"Then, when you have to withdraw because you're unqualified, everyone will be so relieved my true pick will be a shoe in."

"What a wonderfull plan, Mr. Best President in the World!"

Door bursts open and there stands Laura: "George! Why does Harriet have her arms around your neck?!!!!"

And so it came to pass.

:evilgrin: