Come up with your own Bush response to Colbert's reaming

[Rocknrule]

Can't wait to see how whitehouse.org does this

[SammyBlue]

1. WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!! WWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!

Mommy, they made me cry!

[rkc3]

3. Time to call the Whaaaaaambulance.

[SammyBlue]

10. Call Whine-1-1. . .get * some French Cries and a Waahburger. Wash it down

with a Whineiken.

[Rocknrule]

2. Time to change "Colbert Report" to "Freedom Report"

and "Comedy Central" to "Freedom Central"

Classic 3rd grade-menality Republican response to anyone who disagrees with them

[verse18]

4. * will tell the Nation

that Stephen has WMDs in his back yard and that he is a "threat" to National Security.

[MadMaddie]

5. Now see we are going to illegally tap his phones.....and find

some dirt on him....:sarcasm:

[warrens]

6. "You'll love Cuba this time of year

Rendition that motherfucker, now."

Actually, I was thinking of what happened to the comedian who made fun of the nazi in V for Vendetta. To wit, masked thugs kick in his door in the middle of the night, kick his teeth down his throat, then drag him off and make him disappear.

That sounds like the cowardly punk's style.

[The Wielding Truth]

7. Whatever Rove writes.

[BOSSHOG]

8. The American people are not concerned with the truth

This Colbert character wandered off the reservation and insisted on telling the truth about the President. The American people are tired of all this truth. This White House and this President are not about the truth and the American people have given us political capitol because of that.

[originalpckelly]

9. "I'm The Decider, I decide who makes fun of me and when they will do it."

"I have also decided to wiretap Stephen Colbert because I think he is a terrorist. I decided to act like a complete idiot. I am The Decider."

[sarge43]

MMMooooommmmmyyyyyyyyy, DDDDDaaaaaaddddddyyyyy

He's picking on meeeeeeeeeeeee.

[Tummler]

11. "Karl, have Jerry Seinfeld killed"

For you non-Simpsons fans, that's a reference to Montgomery Burns' icy order to "have the Rolling Stones killed" after the Ramones told off Burns.

[warrens]

14. You win

Perfect

[Richard Steele]

19. I'll second that "perfect". ROFL!

[Rocknrule]

12. This:

[amitten]

13. "Colbert did a heckuva job." n/t

[pacalo]

15. "This man ain't dancing to no Republican tune."

"I thought the Carlisle Group was supposed to buy up ALL the media."

[Rocknrule]

16. We have a winner

[Rocknrule]

17. "Oh no, a part of the media that's actually liberal!"

Do something, Karl!

[porphyrian]

18. "I guess we are just fucking piece of shit traitors." - n/t