A freeper's last words?

[Rocknrule]

"Hey everyone, check this out!"
"OOOOhhhh, what does THIS button do?"
"Iran will be a cakewalk"
"We're safe as long as Bush is in office!"

Post yours!

[johnaries]

1. Hey y'all, watch this! Hold my beer. nt

[Brigid]

2. Here's one:

Here -- hold muh beer and watch this!

I've always loved that one! :rofl:

[rockymountaindem]

3. This can't go wrong, I saw it on Fox!

[Rocknrule]

4. "Bring it on!"

[skids]

5. "You commie!"

Patriotism is the last refuge of a scoundrel. -- Samuel Johnson

[MnFats]

6. this thing's not loaded, right?

[Broken_Hero]

7. It's Clinton Fault!!!...n/t

[Rocknrule]

8. "Thank God we don't have a Democrat in office!"

[cat starbuck]

9. Hey Boys, I'll bet my SUV...

can take this turn faster than yours!

[Jazz2006]

10. "You'll take away my second amendment rights when you

pry this gun from my cold, dead...."

POW -

oops.

[JohnnyRingo]

11. "All politicians are crooked"

In light of the corruption revealed underlying the likes of Cunningham, Frist, Taft, and DeLay.

[Kiouni]

12. don't worry

Cletus I'll jump up and down after wards.

[NMMNG]

13. "Pull mah finger"

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

14. Unfortunately...

I can see a few of them as being my last words...

"Hey everyone, check this out!"
"OOOOOhhhh, what does THIS button do?"
"Here, hold my beer while I..."

It's mostly because I'm relatively fearless (except in the case of spiders) and relatively indestructible. One day, I might lose my ability to avoid injury while doing things that I should get injured by. At least I can make fun of myself too. :)

Other than that, definitely Freeper last words. Here's my addition:
"Hey, let's see what this Hummer can really do!"

[SalmonChantedEvening]

15. "I tol ya that rattlesnake was still alive, LOOK!" n/t

[chemp]

16. I got an idea... I saw it in a cartoon once but I think I can pull it off.

[NI4NI]

17. I bequeath to my sister

"To my sister, Pearlie May, who is the mother of my children, I bequeth my 1972 red Ford pickup truck, my double barrelled shotgun, and my collection of beer cans made of 100% tin".

[Starbucks Anarchist]

18. "Alcohol and firearms? How can I lose?"

[zbdent]

19. "I can fix anything . . ."

[zbdent]

20. "I have an idea!"

followed immediately by the sound of a head exploding . . .

[zbdent]

21. "That twerp don't look so tough . . ."

[Norquist Nemesis]

22. Just sign right here. n/t

[Rocknrule]

23. "I could kick your hippie liberal asses any day"

[Swamp Rat]

24. "I didn't vote for Bush"

[KingFlorez]

25. "Speaker Pelosi! NOOOOOO!"

[Rose Siding]

26. For cheap gas, seize Saudi and Iranian oil fields

Glenn Reynolds:

Of course, if we seized the Saudi and Iranian oil fields and ran the pumps full speed, oil prices would plummet, dictators would be broke, and poor nations would benefit from cheap energy.

http://scienceblogs.com/deltoid/2006/05/plan_b.php

[Rocknrule]

27. "Thank Gawd Bush is president!"

[Jamison]

28. *On their deathbed* "You're wrong, I CAN take it with me!" n/t

[lpbk2713]

29. Hell, that aint nuthin. Watch what happens when I ................

[Zynx]

30. I don't need to unload my gun before cleaning it.

[mainer]

31. A chainsaw'll take that lil' tree right down!