"15 Second Encounter With Laura Bush Leaves Toddler Scarred For Life"

[Bluebear]

WASHINGTON (BS News) – The life of Missouri resident and 3-year-old toddler Benji Hankle was irrevocably altered for the worse Sunday afternoon, after being handed over to by his mother for a brief photo-op with Laura Bush.

“Waahhh!” shouted Benji on Sunday, absolutely besides himself at being placed in the business-like care of Mrs. Bush, whose frigid fingers instantly began stabbing into his rib-cage. “Mommy! No! Waahhh!”

Having paid a $1,000 donation fee, the Hankles were one of approximately 500 Republican families ‘invited’ to the White House on May 7th, 2006, for a special BBQ/Photo-op....

“Waahhh!” Benji will later recall himself having screamed in vain, as he desperately tried to escape from the grasp of the grimly robotic evildoer clutching him to its breast. “Just be quiet you little cretin,” he will remember Mrs. Bush telling him, through the tightly clenched teeth of her poorly simulated smile. “You’re making me look bad!”....

http://www.bsnews.org/articles/128

[liberal N proud]

1. I would be scared by that painted face too.

[ThomCat]

19. Aren't a lot of kids afraid of clowns?

Fake faces are scary!

[MADem]

2. Mere words fail me~~~that is hysterical~!

:rofl:

[bsartist]

37. Awesome!!!

[jackster]

I think she should get a refund

on that last fast lift - she's beginning to look alot like Rivers, Parton, and Tyler Moore.

[Bluebear]

10. Her eyes are going to merge with her ears if they pull her face tighter

[mikeytherat]

13. Actually, one more facelift and that woman will have a beard!

:evilgrin:

mikey_the_rat

[pacalo]

21. My first thought was "rat" or "beaver".

The baby is screaming, face purple, & Laura is still holding onto him, smiling for the camera.

[jackster]

3. I think she should get a refund

on that last fast lift - she's beginning to look alot like Rivers, Parton, and Tyler Moore.

[incapsulated]

4. Read the whole thing, rofl!

OMG, that was fucking funny!

:rofl:

K&R!

In fact, while all other factors of his life would lead you to believe he should turn out just fine, (loving home, good school system) after his encounter with Laura Bush, an unidentified yet extremely powerful form of cosmic evil will seem to infect and rot his soul from the inside out.

“Wow! Look at him squirm! Boy, that sure can’t be any good for him,” playfully observed his father that fateful day, utterly unaware of the prescient nature of his words.

Despite being in the clutches of First Lady Bush for a mere 15 seconds, in 2037 Benji will come to realize these seconds, (only after several years of intensive psychotherapy in prison) as the most critically damaging of his life.

[Bluebear]

5. '“Holy Shit! She’s been dead for 20 years and she still scares me!"

:rofl:

[0007]

15. ....met tooo!

[bsartist]

25. Hahahaha

awesome!

[Mythsaje]

6. Amusingly evil... n/t

[jbnow]

7. Come to think of it

when my son was little he was the most easy going kid in the world, a smiling toddler who loved everyone.

But there was one person who would start to talk to him or pick him up and he would start crying or trying to get away. He was a Republican politician, a friend of my parents. I always told the guy it must be his big booming voice, but in retrospect kids might have the good taste to be afraid of republicans.

[Jack from Charlotte]

8. Jeez. I thought this was about Laura taking up driving again. (nt)

*

[bsartist]

36. geez that's right!

she friggin' killed a guy!

[adarling]

9. i would cry too if i was held by that simpleton

that is how i would describe laura, not only does she look like the joker but she is a simpleton in life as well. that just must suck :)

[Richard Steele]

11. That kid is never going to be able to watch Batman again!

[malaise]

12. Out of the mouth of babes

Thanks dicksteele

[nicknameless]

26. All the media wants you to see (re: top photo):

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=364&topic_id=1129200&mesg_id=1129236

[malaise]

28. Thanks for that - too funny

When two baby photo ops flop in less than a week, you've really hit rock bottom.

[dogday]

14. I think that children have a sixth

sense about these types of things...

[Buns_of_Fire]

27. Children and animals -- almost infallible predictors

[dogday]

38. Here is another take on it.....

[Infomaniac]

16. This deserves a vote. BS News is the 2nd most trusted news source...

in America.

[bsartist]

24. Got my vote!

hells yes

[Canuckistanian]

33. "If you heard about it first on BS News - get out more"

One of the best slogans ever.

[leftofthedial]

17. Mommy! Mommy!

I've been kidnapped by the bad guy from Batman!

[LibertyorDeath]

18. Prince Charles knows his pain

[Mend]

20. this child hasn't been "Stepfordized" yet. Once his repuke

parents suck out his normal brains and replace it with Stepford matter, he will smile just like Larva.

[tomreedtoon]

22. Don't let Laura get the Diamond of Pantheous!

Otherwise she could transform into...MECHA-LAURA! Then it will take Leonard Maltin, Sidney Poitier and Robert Smith of The Cure to stop her!

[Leopolds Ghost]

31. Moth-Bush vs. MechaLaura: DESTROY ALL MONSTERS!

All your baby are belong to us. You have no chance to survive make your time

[Endangered Specie]

23. At least the kid didn't get RUN OVER...

sometimes you got to count your blessings. ;)

[peekaloo]

29. Poor kid. Guess he didn't know baby back ribs were on the BBQ menu.

hilarious.

:bounce:

[Leopolds Ghost]

30. "Within these mobile biological labs is enough Smilex Gas..."

"...to permanently brighten the day of the entire Washington-Gotham metropolitan area!"

Just try to stop me, Batman! MUHAHAHAHAHA....

-- Laura Bush, aka THE JOKER

FEATURING:

Don Rumsfeld as THE RIDDLER

Dick Cheney as THE PENGUIN

Condi Rice as CATWOMAN

George Bush as TWO-FACE

[Deja Q]

32. What's the old saying about what children and wild animals can see?

:D

[lonestarnot]

34. It would have certainly left me in a shitty diaper also! Way to go little

person!

[Javaman]

35. You know what? that woman can't take a good photo...

She is just plain odd looking.

[Ganja Ninja]

39. Mom No! She's eeeeeeevil!

:scared: