Is there really water in the phones?

[Armstead]

All this talk about tapping phones. Why are they tapping for water in telephones? I thought they were just wires and plastics. Seems kind of dumb to be prospecting for water in them.....

What's that you say? They mean tapping phones as in listening to conversations?

Ohhhhhhhhh!.....Never mind.

(With apologies to Emily Littella.)

(P.S. If you get that, you're showing your age. :hippie: )

[SoCalDem]

1. My favorite? "What's all this about Presidential erections"

nevermind

[Tuesday_Morning]

2. Why are they making Puerto Rico a steak?

Next thing ya know, they'll want a baked potato.

[proud2BlibKansan]

3. "What's all this talk about making Puerto Rico a steak?"

"If we make them a steak, they are going to want a salad and a baked potato too."

:rofl:

[FuzzyDicePHL]

4. Don't forget about violins on television!

n/t

[SacredCow]

5. And conserving natural race horses... n/t

[Armstead]

10. As in sax and viiolins?

[mcscajun]

6. Emily Litella on a decision from the Supreme Court...

"What is all this fuss I hear about the Supreme Court decision on a "deaf" penalty? It's terrible! Deaf people have enough problems as it is!"

"Emily, it's the "death penalty", not the "deaf penalty".

"Oh, that's very different. Never mind!"

[Saphire]

7. there's to much violins on T.V. today.....

nevermind

[lonestarnot]

8. ewww this twead is twack'n me up!

:rofl:

[Javaman]

9. We got computers

we're tappin' phone lines
we know that that ain't allowed...

-Talking Heads 1978 "Life during wartime"