So Has Christ Come Back Yet?

[stepnw1f]

or has Bush touched off WWIII... anymore terrorist attacks... or how about some anthrax...no?

Any new scandals?

[Nikki Stone 1]

1. No, and he hasn't called to say he'll be late either

Frankly. I'm worried about the guy.

[stepnw1f]

5. I Almost Burped Out of My Nostril

thanks

[Nikki Stone 1]

7. I think that's a sign of enlightenment

:)

[Skip Intro]

2. nah, everything's pretty quiet...

[paparush]

3. Jesus hung out with the freaks and outcasts....

he did NOT hang with the phucking idiots and psychopaths.

[stepnw1f]

4. He Might Be Hanging Here Then

Because DU is cool, and so are the folks that hand here.

[paparush]

6. That, I agree with... Jesus would hang w/ DU.

He'd probably hang out at Free Republic too...try to talk some sense into them too.

[stepnw1f]

8. Actually You are Right about That

in fact he'd be there more then here. Plenty over there need Him more than DU, that's for sure.

[Extend a Hand]

12. they'd ban Jesus right quick

[stepnw1f]

15. I Almost Thought You Said "right click" (nt)

[jbnow]

25. "Cast not pearls before swine.”

is something he is quoted as saying, but who am I to judge the pearls or swine.

[CoffeeCat]

11. In fact, I would compare...

...the neocon war-mongering sociopaths to the Romans who tried, persecuted and
crucified Jesus.

If the Romans had computers--you can damn well bet that Jesus' email would have been
monitored and his Verizon calls tracked!

[stepnw1f]

14. LOL...it's so true

so true.

[Nevernose]

26. He's a Unitarian Universalist?

:)

[sam sarrha]

9. but wouldn't that be "Reincarnation"..?? !!

[stepnw1f]

10. Yes

I believe so... it is that too

[countmyvote4real]

13. Wait for it... Wait for it... Wait for it...

And then consider how many times Cher has come back in our lifetime.

[Warren DeMontague]

22. Come back?

Near as I can figure, she never left.

[bdamomma]

16. if he came back

he would definitely go right back where he came from. I really don't blame him at all.

[Poiuyt]

17. Yes, and here he is...

[ContraBass Black]

18. That's so blasphemous,

My monitor burst into flames.

[stepnw1f]

21. Oh My G.....

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL that is so wrong on so many levels.

[bananas]

19. Yes, he's the next Florida governor, his name is Charlie Christ

"Pastor: Lord said Charlie Crist would be next governor (Florida..)"
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x2641680

[Just Me]

20. He's sitting on the "right" hand of the Father to cast the RW to hell.

:7 Meanwhile, God's daughter, sitting on the left hand of the Father, is waiting for testosteropause to climax before embracing the world.

'kay? O8)

[Erika]

24. Wow! Good one! N/T

[Erika]

23. I heard He came back and Falwel/ Robertson/W tossed Him

into the East River with Jimmy Hoffa. He became so disillusioned he decided to stay with Jimmy.