Coulter will clean your apartment, if you pay her under the table!

[walldude]

I say we take her up on this offer:


"At least Bush has dropped his infernal references to slacker Americans when talking about illegal immigrants. In his speech Monday night, instead of 47 mentions of "jobs Americans won't do," Bush referred only once to "jobs Americans are not doing" — which I take it means other than border enforcement and intelligence-gathering at the CIA. For the record, I'll volunteer right now to clean other people's apartments if I don't have to pay taxes on what I earn."

http://www.anncoulter.com/cgi-local/printer_friendly.cgi?article=113

I say we all hire Coulter to clean our homes. We can call Molly Maid and get a price quote, then offer Coulter 15% more in cash.

[bryant69]

1. I don't know if she'd do a very good job

I don't get the impression she's too used to working.

Bryant
Check it out --> http://politicalcomment.blogspot.com

[walldude]

2. Oh I don't know.. it's hard work being a partisan hack

and my house couldn't look much worse... hehe

[Ian David]

3. By "pay her under the table," I'm hoping she means with MONEY, right?

Other ways to "pay her under the table" are just too horrible to consider.

I question Ann Coulter's personal freshness.


Say...

Isn't soliciting for illegal employment some sort of crime?

You know...

Like falsifying your voter registration.

[area51]

18. "I question Ann Coulter's personal freshness."

LOL.

[WePurrsevere]

4. Too bad it's only "apartments". I'd love to see her try to clean our house

with all the foster and family furkids (cats and dogs) "helping" her. :evilgrin:

[tridim]

5. I hear she doubles as a mop

Just grab her by the leg and go to town.

[kskiska]

6. George Bush may have paid someone under the table

Sunday, May 21, 2006 4:14 p.m. EDT

Bush Inspired by His Mexican Housekeeper

(snip)

Mexican-born citizen Maria Galvan, 53, has worked for Bush, looked after his daughters, befriended his wife and won the affection of the first family for her loyalty, decency and hard work. As governor of Texas, Bush encouraged his housekeeper to become a U.S. citizen.

Galvan got a job at the Texas governor's mansion just as Bush moved in with his family in 1995. (The White House last week refused to comment on Galvan, except to say that she is a U.S. citizen; White House aides were silent on how she entered the country and what her legal status was at the time.)

The Bushes liked Galvan so much that they brought her to Washington, D.C., in 2001. She lives in the White House, travels with the first family and looks after their beloved dogs. She is said by White House insiders, who refuse to be identified discussing first family matters, to be "part of the family," which is unusual for staff in the formal, institutionalized Executive Mansion.

more…
http://www.newsmax.com/archives/ic/2006/5/21/161734.shtml?s=ic

[shain from kane]

7. You think W is getting a little bit of that Mexican spitfire on the side?

Like Strom Thurmond?

[TheCowsCameHome]

11. Nah. Hannity is servicing the blonde beast, *W* can only wish.

[Javaman]

8. How come she's not under arrest yet? nt

[walldude]

9. Now that is a good question. You know if it were you or me

we'd alredy be doing time.

[TheCowsCameHome]

10. Folks pay other people to clean up trash like Ann Coulter.

I've taken stuff to the dump that looks better than she does.

[Virginia Dare]

12. Cleaning lady...

that would actually be a huge step up for her. But then again so would 2-bit whore. :puke:

[Bake]

13. So, did W pay the payroll taxes on his housekeeper?

Failure to do so is a crime, you know. I wonder if anybody has checked this out?

Bake

[Beaverhausen]

14. She wouldn't know what a hard days work is no matter what

How hard is it to sit on your ass and write hateful, bigotted crap all day long?

Maybe it would do Mann some good to actually do some WORK for a change.

[bluestateguy]

15. Since she favors abolishing the minimum wage, it would be a bargain

50 cents an hour.

[lpbk2713]

16. No she won't.

That nut case is not getting anywhere near my place.

[Marr]

17. I wouldn't *touch* Ann Coulter under the table, much less *pay her* there.