For Godless Ann: The "Conservative" Sermon On The Mount

[norml]

Blessed are the rich for all good things trickle down from them.
Cursed are the poor for poverty results from their moral failings.

Blessed are the war makers for they keep freedom on the march.
Cursed are the peacemakers for they shall be called appeasers.

Blessed are those who inflict harsh punishments for they maintain law and order.
Cursed are those who forgive for they shall be called soft on crime.

Blessed are those who pray loudly standing in the churches and on the corners sounding the trumpet before them.
Cursed are those who shut the closet door and pray in secret for their prayers are not heard.

Blessed are those who cast the first stone for the sake of sexual morality for that is the only morality that matters.
Cursed are those who see sexuality as a private matter for marriage must be defended against them.

[WildEyedLiberal]

1. That's great

It continues to boggle my mind how completely the RW ignores anything that ever came out of Jesus' mouth.

[norml]

3. I wrote it as a letter to the editor and have posted it here before.

Thanks!

[Canuckistanian]

2. The only followers of a religion that reject it's main teachings

That's modern conservative Christianity.

Coulter even rejects her own church.