BREAKING: Zarqawi's last words: "Curse you, George Bush. Curse America."

[Proud2BAmurkin]

You know it's coming.

:rofl:

[rosesaylavee]

1. Cuz that's how evil doers die. n/t

[tjwash]

12. First he has to detail his entire plan for world conquest, and THEN die.

Time to die Mr. Bond, but first a half hour long explanation...

[MikeNearMcChord]

2. I thought he said

I would take over Iraq, then the Middle East and Finally I would rule the world, if it weren't for those nosy kids!(Scoobee Doo reference.:hi: )

[thereismore]

4. meddling kids. nt

[Terran1212]

3. "It was America's freedom and democracy that defeated me!"

[Minnesota Libra]

5. I'd be laughing my .... off as well if I could be assured Idiot Boy......

.....would suffer but he won't. He's got too much protection and too many "secured locations" for him or his puppet handlers to suffer one second. It's going to be all of us that get it - but Idiot Boy will be right there to use it politically. What was done to Zarqawi I wish could be done to Idiot Boy and his Handlers. Now that would be justice.:applause:

[thereismore]

6. You forgot: "And may Allah bless John Kerry and his seed". nt

[zulchzulu]

7. NO! He said "Rosebud.."

Oh wait, that was in the first NSA script for this non-existent event.

[gatorboy]

8. "And I would've gotten away with it too!"

"If it wasn't for those meddling kids and their dog, Barney!"

[frylock]

9. i would have gotten away if not for the domestic surveillance program...

[ncrainbowgrrl]

10. (note: said in heavily accented English, as he stares into the "camera")

(as the life slowly slips from his body.)

:evilgrin:


(Exeunt Zarqawi's body, actor playing 1st american, and 2nd American. Cameraman remains for one last shot, as over the scene, the offstage voice of George W. Bush is heard.)

GWB: Smoke 'em out... One at a...

(Exeunt Cameraman and lights. One voice is offstage in the dark)

Random person: Now wait a minute- I think I've been listening to so much coverage of the war on Fox, I'm starting to understand the terrorists. Wow. Now THIS is educational programming.

(If Zarqawi is dead in your production of "as the terrorist words flow," begin bow sequence. If not, repeat this scene ad nauseaum.)

[Rocknrule]

11. His last words:

"The Democrats...are...the Chosen Ones...they...will defeat..the Great Satan America...vote for them!"
(reference to Qui-Gon's last words in Star Wars Episode 1)

[tandem5]

13. "You haven't seen the last of...

Musab Abu al-Zarqawi... no wait I mean Abu al-Zar... Line!?"

[KC21304]

14. " Drats, foiled again. Saddam and I almost

pulled it off." We were 45 minutes away from destroying you "

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

15. LOL! Or.... The WMD are located at... Aaaargh *pfft*