Before another coffee, please beat on Monday with a CAPTION!!!!

[skip fox]

W. is "thinking": "I don't mind 'clueless' as much as 'numbnuts,' cause when Karl calls me 'numbnuts,' he usually hits me or gives me a pink belly or a wedgie or something. But I hate 'fumducker' most of all cause he gets the whole staff to come in and see me naked. So he says I gotta stick with the script this time and not let any of my 'piss-ant brain' out. . . . Geez."

[panader0]

1. Looks like he just shit himself

[AnarchoFreeThinker]

2. "Why can't I get sleeves that fit?"

[Cyrano]

3. "If I sit up straight and cross my hands, maybe I'll get a good grade."

[marmar]

4. "I'd rather be snortin' some coke...

or at least puffing on Amsterdam's finest."

:smoke:

[skip fox]

5. W. is "thinking": "Geeez. Withe the war and everything, it's tough being

President. . . . Reports rather than reruns. . . . Briefings instead of ballgames . . . . Geez."

[regularguy]

6. "I can't win I tell ya...

when I want to spray it all on the the line like that dude Ann Coltrane, they tell me it's too politically redirect, but when I want to talk in secret code like we was taught at skull-n-bones camp they tell me it's too Boswellian. I can't win I tell ya........"

[MiniMe]

7. "Mommy"

[oasis]

8. "I need to double up on my Preparation H".

[MadJohnShaft]

9. remember what Karl said, too much blinking in Fahrenheit 9/11