Now that I've been elected POTUS

[jaysunb]

Ladies and Gentlemen, " our long National nightmare is over."

My first order of business will be to end the debacle in Iraq and prosecute those who committed this crime.( including contractors that have colluded with the previous administration)

I'm ordering our troops to stand down and move to a secure area of the country to prepare to redeploy stateside.

I have already ask other world leaders to join with us in a plan to provide international security for Iraq using primarily Muslim country peacekeepers and other professionals to begin the rebuilding of the infrastructure and creating a viable political apparatus.

Terrorism will now be dealt with as a political as well as law enforcement issue. I'm ordering the CIA, FBI and Pentagon to create a task force specifically designed for this purpose. Only specialized units of our military will be used in targeted situations, and never for any other purpose other than a Congressionally declared war.

On the domestic front, all National elections since 2000 will be thoroughly investigated, and those found to have participated in voter fraud or suppression will be prosecuted. ( this will include members of the courts as well)
All tax cuts, energy policies,domestic spying, and prescription drug schemes will be halted immediately and reviewed publicly for possible fraud,malfeasance and possible criminal activity. Again, those found responsible will be prosecuted.

In the coming days I will put forth many new approaches to make our Nation a better place for all our citizens .Among them
Al Gore will be tasked to make our enviromental crisis our top priority, and we will spare no cost in our efforts
I promise we will rebuild New Orleans, using it's residents as primary sorce of labor.

There are many challenges ahead of us, and we should all be prepared to contribute in what ever way we can for the recovery and betterment of our great Nation. We should forgive and embrace those who were duped into participating in the scam that was perpetrated on us all.

We have a lot to do, but together we can make it happen.

BTW: As of today, I will be setting up a western White House so that I can stay close to my friends and family here in California. My thanks to Hugh Hefner for offering his mansion as a temporary HQ. I'm sure I'll be able to work twice as hard there, seeing as how he already has so many assistants available.
:evilgrin:

[Pierre.Suave]

1. uhm

ok, whose voting machines did you rig?

And, yeah, since HQ is at Hefs place, can I be the director of morality? Pretty please? I promise to not mess it up.

[jaysunb]

7. Diebold & ESS of course...

Bill Clinton has ask for this assignment, but if he doesn't work out I'll keep you in mind. :rofl:

[Pierre.Suave]

18. Hey

I will work for less, I hear he is an expensive person to have around. Heck, I might even work for free, just give me beer.

[jaysunb]

23. A beer, huh...

You sound like a pretty low wage person....maybe we could use you over at HLS. We'll make an office for you out here at WH west....LOL !

[Pierre.Suave]

24. Just make sure

that my office has a bed and a lock on the door...

edit: and a stocked bar.

[Mandate My Ass]

2. LOL

Will the bunny replace the eagle as the national symbol of the US?

Other than that, :patriot:

[jaysunb]

8. Great idea !

We need more creative thinkers like yourself. :toast:

[ayeshahaqqiqa]

3. Bravo!

If anyone wonders about your acquaintence out there in CA, remind them that he's a Methodist, I believe......

[madokie]

4. would it be possible to come visit this, uh, western white house

by any chance. I promise to be good.

[jaysunb]

9. According how you mean " good "

:rofl:

[Ohio Joe]

5. Just a few more issues you may want to look into...

Maybe during your second term. How about getting womens reproductive rights to where they should be and seeing that marriage rights for all are installed as part of the Constitution.

[jaysunb]

10. As a former Ohioan ( Cleveland)

I applaud your thoughtfulness. I promise that once we've removed the activist judges from the courts we will see these vital issues embedded in the fabric of our national resolve.

[blm]

14. And Ghoulardi will finally be honored at the Kennedy Center.

Let the faux Kucinich supporters chew on THAT one for awhile.

[jaysunb]

21. Ghoulardi !! ??

Haven't heard that name in awhile. :rofl:

BTW, will you be available to handle the SOS duties ? We need someone with your background to repair our relations around the world. :hi:

[blm]

22. Turn blue.... heheh... has a whole new meaning these days, eh?

.

[neoblues]

6. What about the Media Oligopoly, Federal Revenues/Public Debt,

Trade Deficits, and America's loss of Manufacturing and Outsourced Job (and Economy in General). I'm not suggesting you haven't considered these and the other items needing attention, I'm just looking for your plan.

[jaysunb]

12. They will all be dealt with

to your and the rest of the progressive communities satisfation. I swear !

[1620rock]

16. ...sigh, you have a dream. n/t

[otherlander]

11. And what will your policy be regarding the ever-invasive Kudzu?

:evilgrin:

[jaysunb]

13. Do they have any pretty girls there ?

:evilgrin:

[otherlander]

17. Damn, where have you been?

Oh, right. Here.

For your ignorance regarding the Lounge references, you are hereby sentenced to LOOK IT UP in a BOOK! Hah! And don't come back until you can tell me what Kudzu is, and how its thread died and was reborn!

[Skidmore]

15. Did my vote count?

[paparush]

19. Its *ahem* hard work living in the playboy mansion, but I'm sure..

you'll do a heckuva job!

[jaysunb]

20. since my last name is Brown...

that will fit quite nicely. heh heh !