You know I shouldn't laugh at kids but...

[YOY]

http://www.conservative-kids.com/

:rolf:

Oh Jesus, We've found Ava's evil counterpart!!! This kid has got a real FoxNews and Rush Limbaugh upbringing...:rofl:

[LittleClarkie]

1. How about this in the beliefs section

"The death penalty is fabulous."

I don't think this kid is too terribly bright.

[don954]

4. definitely a member of the dim bulb club

notice how she follows the 911=Iraq line? It doesnt even take a moderate amount of intelligence to know that isn't true, even shrub has acknowledged that.

[obreaslan]

27. The "Contradiction Kid"...

"Death penalty is fabulous" while abortion is "the worst most inhumane form of murder".

Make up your mind. Is it wrong for one human to take another human's life or not? I'm so confused. :eyes:

[don954]

2. at least this con website has an excuse for looking like

a kid designed it... Ever notice that neo-con websites all look like something a even a 10 year old would be embarrassed to show?

Oh well, at "15" she still has time, i was a hopeless texas raised faux con at that age, a few years of life turned that around...

[Kutjara]

3. And who is this prodigy?

In her own words:

<snip>

"Who created this amazing website???

I am a 15 year old girl(!) living in the most disgusting city ever, San Francisco. I love politics (obviously), debating with libs (again obviously), guns, animals, and fashion. As much as I love animals I am in no way, shape or form a vegetarian. In fact, the Bible tells us to eat meat!"

<snip>

Even she seems amazed that she's a girl. Presumably, she can't quite get her head around the fact that she is both female and simultaneously able to write and operate a computer. And if she thinks SF is the most disgusting city ever, boy do I know some places that will knock her socks off.

It's a pity that such a young mind can be so locked-shut.

[politicat]

5. Gotta love that teenage rebellion.

If she lived in Paducah, she'd be a tattooed, pierced, vegan, socialist Loli-goth baby-bat. She lives in a liberal city, so of course she's anti-lib.

To be utterly condescending and adult, she'll grow out of it.

[YOY]

8. Dunno 'about that

M'thinks I smell a strong scent of overdominating 'christian' parent

[YOY]

6. She should move to Amarillo...a greater pit of scum and conservatism you'd

have to strive to find...

and I highly doubt she knows what the word 'debate' means. I assumed she learned the words 'cut his mike' from O'Reiley and thinks that a shouting match is how things get done.

Debating libs my ass...sure kid.

[Fleshdancer]

9. that's the same thought I had when reading it

Girls using computers isn't a far fetched concept. :eyes:

[rucky]

18. She's every bit as mature as an adult conservative. n/t

[mr blur]

7. Incredibly ignorant "kid", though. (nt)

[texasleo]

10. she belongs in the kitchen

not on the internets.

[Scribe]

11. The statement of conservative beliefs is hilarious.

Guns: Most conservatives love guns. Many people challenge that you can’t love guns and be against abortion.

[Laha]

12. Unfortunately

That actually makes me want to cry. Reminds me of a brief news clip I saw once that had the presenter(can't remember which network or person) talking to a boy who couldn't have been more than 11 or 12 - who had been so well indoctrinated by the right wing talking points that he absolutely insisted that he *knew* that there wasn't any proof to tie Nixon to any wrongdoing in the Watergate scandal. And made quite and abnoxious spectacle of himself while he was at it.

As if there are many people still alive now who were back then that truly know what happened.

Poor kids, they're so malleable.. And breakable..

Edited to make sure no one thought I meant the current pResident.

[kiki]

26. I saw that...

They had that clip on the Daily Show. I believe Jon referred to the kid as a "pint-sized political pundit and all-round little turd", or something like that (the words "little turd" are the only ones that are definitely verbatim).

[texasleo]

13. Email a Lib

Introducing- Email a Lib! Email those libs who just drive you crazy! Tell them how stupid their ideals are or tell them to support Bush (and really tick them off)! Here is a list of some of the biggest liberals ever! Please email me if you have more names to add.

http://www.conservative-kids.com/emailalib.html

[Red Right and BLUE]

14. Uhhhh

Quote:

"First, why and how is it legal for another country to sue another country???"

"Also, note all of the other “PC” stuff Google has done listed on WND."

Really, the Republicans need to stop cutting education funding.

[lapfog_1]

15. Since she loves the war and the military so much

I'm sure she will be first in the enlistment line on her 17th birthday. Given that she is 15 right now, I'm sure she can still practice her love of guns in Iraq. Actually, I'm surprised she isn't already enlisted in a military academy right now.

[lumpy]

16. The little shit believes the death penalty

is 'fabulous'. What a loving little Jesus freak.

[fasttense]

17. Why is it that she sounds like a cult worshiper?

Notice the dogmatic statements with no logical explanation of the foundation for her beliefs. Notice the frequent protestation to hate others (the outsiders, those libs, gays, abortionists). Notice her frequent misrepresentation of the bible, as if she has never read it. (She never actually quotes Jesus to support her beliefs). Notice her vague blanket statements which only define what she hates....I support the Military and the War (So why are you not in JROTC?, What are you actually going to do about it?) The death penalty is fabulous (Yup, without it Jesus would never have died for your sins). She is able to hold conflicting opinions without realizing their contradiction. All typical cult follower behavior.

All this lacks is a call to turn over all your assets to Jim Jones.

[NMMNG]

19. Scary

Why are the websites of fanatical whackjobs always so butt-ugly? And what is this thing about the death-penalty being "fabulous"? :scared:

Then there's this: If you are gay that’s fine. Do not tell me about it, I have absolutely no interest at all in knowing that you are gay. The minute you tell me about it however, you are subject to MY opinion on the subject.

Oh, but everybody has to hear about how straight, Christian and meat loving you are? Hypocrite.

[Emit]

20. "We stand for God, life, guns, justice, glory, and guts." Scary. n/t

[SensibleAmerican]

21. Who wants to take bets she gets knocked up by 16?

n/t

[Sapphocrat]

22. And everybody is QUITE certain...

...this isn't just bad satire?

I mean, seriously, people, the whole thing smells to high heaven of a badly-executed parody. Either that, or it really is a "conservative" site... owned and operated by the sort of 57-year-old who's going to wind up on MSNBC's "To Catch a Predator" series any day now.

I'm not buying this load for a second.

Btw, if anyone wants to see the guestbook (which, curiously, like the site's forum and blog, has been closed "for maintenance," but which was last updated 7/12/06), here's the direct link:

http://www.a-free-guestbook.com/guestbook.php?username=conservativekids

The comments (use the drop-down box - "Previous Messages" - to see all entries) range from hilarious ("As a conservative myself I must compliment this page, you’ve done a fine job humping the American dream. There are a few additions I think you should add. First, this site allows the people of non-white status to visit the website...") to freepermentally-disabled ("Conservatives will need to battle with everything they have for this country. Intelligence, wit, candor...").

(And gee, dig that Yahoo! Group -- 47 members! Whew!)

Well, that was fun. I'm going back to bed now.

[Sapphocrat]

23. P.S.

And, here's the blog:

http://conservative-kids.blogspot.com/

(Hey, you "15-year-old" twit: Deleting links isn't the same thing as "shutting down." Just ask our new friend Petey-Pete!)

[rock]

24. Anymore, you can't tell satire from seriousness

Which do you think this is?

[annabanana]

25. At 15, It's still possible to travel, read & learn....

AS she gets more life experience (she's IN San Francisco, for heavens sake).. she may redeem herself.