Do Republicans freeze their semen after they jack off?

[SensibleAmerican]

Well you know they're not getting any ... and it being a potential life and all? Or a fetish, depending on your take ...

[Swede]

1. EEeeeewwwww!

Thanks for ruining my appetite.

[whistle]

2. Probably, I know that they sell their feces for cash....

[Betsy Ross]

12. Because it smells like a rose? n/t

[Redstone]

3. No, it's not a potential life, because they don't have a life

to begin with.

Redstone

[TomInTib]

4. I think it's frozen before they ejaculate. nt

[rfranklin]

6. The iceman cometh...

I think that was a famous porno in the last century.

[TomInTib]

11. Hah!

Good one.

[Berry Cool]

I just feel so sorry for all those unborn babies we'll never know.

No wonder they look down so much on Monica Lewinsky. As far as they're concerned, she's a cannibal.

[rzemanfl]

21. Great comment. Cannibal! LOL n/t

[sabbat hunter]

5. if the right wing fundies actually jacked off

they wouldnt be so uptight.


i dont want to catagorize all republicans in one lump. I know a couple that are quite rational, mostly are old style rockerfeller republicans, or true small govt stay out of personal business republicans.

[karlrschneider]

19. Wish we could recommend individual posts!

Yours made me ROTFL!!!11!1!!
:D

[Burma Jones]

7. Well THAT certainly wastes a hell of a lot of electricity

[Bjornsdotter]

8. Great just great

...now I have to go bleach my brain to remove the horrible images.

[RoyGBiv]

13. Quote ...

"Be very, very careful what you put into that head,
because you will never, ever get it out."

-- Thomas Cardinal Wolsey (1471-1530)

[DanCa]

9. I hear Hannity's pet name for his semen is Ann Culture (nt)

[saltpoint]

10. Don't know, but I hope Nancy Grace will do an entire program on it.

Full panel of guests to include: Ann Coulter, Bill Bennett, Orrin Hatch, Tom Coburn (gotta have a medical perspective), Sean Hannity, and David Brooks.

Make it a 2-hour special.

[KamaAina]

14. They don't have to

it hardens into teeny tiny little ice cubes on the way out :evilgrin:

[BringEmOn]

15. How do they retrieve it from the goat?

...or other favorite farm animal.

[whistle]

16. hahahahahaha

:rofl:

[TrueFunkSoldier]

17. Republicans "Jack Off"?

I didn't know they even had dicks...

[Turbineguy]

18. So I guess that's what

frigidity means to Repubs

[JHH]

20. No they drink it

[Lautremont]

22. They bake it into wafer form.

[TheCowsCameHome]

23. No, it usually sticks to Klann Coulter's life-size poster.

[pinto]

24. Don't know. Maybe you can google it. Locked.

Sorry, this is inappropriate.