Is today the Great Rupture?

[endarkenment]

I've heard about this a lot. Is it today? Is this when all the fundamentalist of all faiths all across the planet are ruptured? Please?

[ixion]

1. I sure hope so

I'm sick of hearing them drone on about it.

[Poll_Blind]

4. As soon as I saw the thread title- I knew my reply. And you beat me to it.

  Seriously, I'd rather giant locusts with the heads of lions spitting fire crawling over a broken landscape of buildings crumbling under a razing hail of molten brimstone.

  At this point, I'd consider that a fair trade to get them to shut up.

:o

PB

[ixion]

31. well said.

:woohoo:

nice imagery. :-)

[texastoast]

2. No, it was August 3

Apparently, a bunch of fundies didn't get taken up. Naughty fundies.

[acmavm]

3. Yes. We need to all bow down to the Supreme Truss

[havocmom]

6. LOL

:rofl:

In goad we truss?

[acmavm]

11. Who Do You Truss?

[endarkenment]

15. whom.

[havocmom]

25. hmm, doesn't work with the theme

:shrug:

Poets and pundits disregard grammarians.

[Hubert Flottz]

5. The deciderer will tell you when it's time!

Watch Wolf Blitzer...when he gets beamed up hang on to your hat!

I'm going to go round my neighborhood and get all the GOPers money when they take off!

[Iwasthere]

22. oh yeah,

I forgot he is the decider... I will wait for his instructions

[jdadd]

7. I sure hope so...

my fundie neighbor said I can have his new car...:rofl:

[jdlh8894]

8. Apples and Oranges

Christian beliefs vs. Islam beliefs.

[endarkenment]

9. Wow a serious response! nt.

[jdlh8894]

12. Sorry if I ruined the fun. n/t

[stepnw1f]

18. Where Did He Compare the Two?

And why even compare.... fundamentalism is fanaticism. Anyone believing the a "Rapture" needs serious help and could possibly pose a danger to society... like say if it doesn't happen. Me thinks these folks get a bit angry when reality bumps them in the face.

[mcscajun]

10. If it is, there's going to be a big run on trusses.

:rofl:

[The Backlash Cometh]

20. Well, my sister will be very disappointed if it happens.

She had her 50 years old and time to get a colonoscopy check-up yesterday. Well, that's one way to tell a true believer. If they continue wellness check-ups, it means they're not real believers.

[brentspeak]

13. This thread should be in Religion/Theology

[endarkenment]

14. No it should be in Health.

[jdlh8894]

17. I Agree! n/t

[mcscajun]

23. It should be in the Lounge or Humor.

:spray:

[endarkenment]

29. Why?

In fact while obviously my post is in jest, the joke really is that there are a very large number of people in this country who take this nonsense seriously, and that is actually a huge problem. Its funny, but then again its not funny at all.

[mcscajun]

30. Because the title of the post referenced "Rupture" not "Rapture"

The latter is the religious myth that people take seriously; the former is a hernia, hence the Truss references in the thread.

[Scurrilous]

16. I woke up this morning fully expecting to see...

...erupting volcanoes and nazis riding dinosaurs.

Oh wait, that's what's supposed to happen if gay marriage is legalized.

Never mind.

[MrCoffee]

19. You didn't see that this morning? You missed out.

[mcscajun]

24. That's what you get for oversleeping.

next time, set your RaptureReady™ Clock Radio to the Rapture Index RSS feed, and you won't miss a thing.

The RaptureReady™ Clock Radio by Krapco; "If you'll buy this, you'll buy Anything!"

:rofl:

[C_U_L8R]

21. no ....yesterday

duuuuude it was great

[hashibabba]

26. Fundies would never believe the rapture is today

They believe the scripture that says no man shall know the hour when Jesus will come.

You're talking about cults, which are different than fundamentalists.

[FlavaKreemSnak]

27. If it is is they have not organized it right. I went to Rapture Ready

I wanted to see if on their message board they had anything about it, but all they had was a supposed quote from an Israeli paper that some government or army person said to get the bomb shelters ready for a confrontation with Iran but they didn't have a link so I don't know.

I even posted on here last night to see if there were any links to it, but I couldn't even find out who is actually supposed to be organizing it, or if it is supposed to be the Rapture or the Apolcalypse.

[Nay]

28. We'll still be stuck with Bush, tho. That evil bastard isn't going

anywhere. Nor are any of his bastard cronies.