What is it with Texas?

[ChairmanAgnostic]

a drought for most of this year
locusts in parts
floods last weekend, killing several people
major train wreck today in san anton
and Tom Delay not yet in prison.

Just what kind of message is that almighty character trying to send?

[yella_dawg]

1. I grew up along the Red River

the weather you described is a "good" year there.

As for Delay, well, I pretend that the longer he runs loose, the longer the sentence will be in the end. That helps.

[MADem]

2. And not too long back, the shuttle crashed into Palestine

not far from Waco-Crawford, where Monkey lives. Our beloved Ann Richards died, and ascended into heaven to sit at the right hand of the lord....let's hope she's given superpowers and can come back and zap a few bums....

[ChairmanAgnostic]

3. heck the only fun we have in Illinois is

indicting pols from both parties and watching the bears pull one out from where sunlight hath never sent its lovely rays