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badgerpup Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-24-06 11:08 AM
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Because we need to laugh, even when it hurts.
I found this on the AOL board about Limpball's trashing of Michael J. Fox. Easy to find; there is a pic of hate radio's bloviator-in-chief smugly sucking on a turd severed cock cigar.
Not safe for the weak of stomach...:puke:

Sorry about the all caps, but this is how it was posted.

THE CENTER FOR DISEASE CONTROL HAS ISSUED A WARNING ABOUT A NEW VIRULENT STRAIN OF SEXUALLY TRANSMITTED DISEASE.

THE DISEASE IS CONTRACTED THROUGH DANGEROUS AND HIGH-RISK BEHAVIOR.

THE DISEASE IS CALLED GONORRHEA LECTIM AND PRONOUNCE "GONNA RE-ELECT HIM". MANY CONTRACTED IT IN 2004 , AFTER BEEN SCREWED FOR THE PREVIOUS YEARS.


COGNITIVE CHARACTERISTICS OF INDIVIDUALS INFECTED INCLUDE;

ANTI-SOCIAL PERSONALITY DISORDERS, DELUSIONS OF GRANDEUR WITH MESSIANIC OVERTONES, EXTREME COGNITIVE DISSONANCE, INABILITY TO INCORPORATE NEW INFORMATION, PRONOUNCED XENOPHOBIA AND PARANOIA, INABILITY TO ACCEPT RESPONSIBILITY FOR OWN ACTIONS, COWARDICE MASKED BY MISPLACED BRAVADO, UNCONTROLLED FACIAL SMIRKING, IGNORANCE OF GEOGRAPHY AND HISTORY, TENDENCIES TOWARDS EVANGELICAL THEOCRACY, CATEGORICAL ALL-OR-NOTHING BEHAVIOR, AND PRONUNCIATION DIFFICULTIES.


NATURALISTS AND EPIDEMIOLOGISTS ARE AMAZED AT HOW THIS DESTRUCTIVE DISEASE ORIGINATED ONLY A FEW YEARS AGO FROM A BUSH IN TEXAS.


Comment from evidenceroom1 - 10/24/06 10:30 AM
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niyad Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-24-06 11:09 AM
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1. thank you for the warning about this dangerous and deadly dis-ease
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proudlibal Donating Member (69 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-24-06 11:14 AM
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2. Ha Ha Ha!!
I think that my dad has this disease!!!! Good shit!! Thank You
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