Is Rush faking being a big dick? MUST READ, LMAO!

[madmusic]

Everyone knows Rush Limbaugh's just faking
Oct. 27, 2006. 01:00 AM
LINWOOD BARCLAY

Now, I know this may offend those who suffer from this particular condition, and these individuals might not like it much when I suggest that a certain person with this diagnosis is exaggerating his symptoms, but I have to say, I think Rush Limbaugh is just pretending to be a dick.

While the right-wing radio host does exhibit most, if not all, of the common characteristics of this behaviour, it's so rare for all of them to coalesce at a single moment that one can only conclude Limbaugh's most recent performances are nothing short of fraudulent.

I'm no expert diagnostician, but nobody could be this big a one. Limbaugh must be acting.

Consider what Rush Limbaugh said this week about Michael J. Fox.

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[ThomCat]

1. That is awesome!

:rofl:

[BootinUp]

2. hilarious. n/t

[ktowntennesseedem]

3. Hell, that's no act! He really is a dick!

And he certainly hasn't stopped taking any "medications" if you know what I mean!!!

[originalpckelly]

4. Thanks madmusic, great satire!

Colbertesque if I dare say so.

[shain from kane]

5. Did Viagra harden his heart as well as his prick? He overdosed

on Viagra.
Only a drug-addled, less than compassionate, person would have started and continued on with such ignorance. What could he possibly have to gain to continue to look like a fool? If he hasn't destroyed his career due to escapades in the past, he is surely destroying it now. And guess, what? Mental illness of this type is something to be feared. Even stem cell research will fail to cure this condition. Hey, Rush. How's about if we make fun of you and your mental defects? I guess that I have to plead guilty.

[LynnTheDem]

6. But if rush is, in fact, a dick, I will apologize, unreservedly.

:rofl:

THANK YOU Toronto Star!

[madmusic]

8. That's such a perfect line! Sound byte city! n/t

[Johonny]

7. I believe

it's been said before that Rush doesn't believe a lot of the crap he says on his show. That it is a radio act. Rush really wanted to be a sports guy but just happen to be good at being a rightwing media schill.

[madmusic]

10. In short, he's a Republican! n/t

[Gregorian]

9. Oh, you'll never believe this!

edit- I posted this just after running a half mile to fix a broken wire. I see this isn't about Bush. But read my post anyways. It's still applicable. :) Duh! Me dumb!



While talking about this administration, I said that people are still drawn to this Idiot because they think he's the kind of guy they'd like to have a beer with. To which the reply was- You know the way Bush says nukular? Well I have always thought that he is mispronouncing it that way on purpose, just so people will think they're like him.

And I think he's right. It's all choreographed.

[madmusic]

14. You're 100% right: Rush = Bush.

[VeggieTart]

15. What's the difference?

When I was reading the list, it seemed a lot of the items related to BushCo and the Religious Reich.

[Gregorian]

21. Yeah. I was trying to be accurate. If it quacks like a turd...

Haha.

What a waste... It just seems to never get better. I better shut up. I'm all bad news here. :)

[BuyingThyme]

11. The subject line went right over my head.

[William Seger]

12. Yes, I think Rush intentionally went off his medication

... in order to appear to be an even bigger asshole than he really is.

[Mad_Dem_X]

13. Love it!! n/t

[ovidsen]

16. It's chronic, isn't it? snicker! n/t

[rodeodance]

17. Rush said he visited DU see this:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=364x2496712

[madmusic]

20. Maybe he'll post...

And tell us if he's faking it or not.

[K8-EEE]

18. Thanks, sending this to EVERYONE...

really nice satire!

[WildEyedLiberal]

19. Wow did I misread the title of this thread

I saw "Is Rush faking a big dick?"

That one's a no-brainer!

[madmusic]

23. So, is Viagra faking it?

That's a really mean-spirited question. Poor Rush Job.

[wicket]

22. Bwahahahahahahaha!

:rofl: :rofl:

K & R

[KurtNYC]

24. Q: Why does Rush Limbaugh stand 4 inches taller after taking Viagra?

A: Because he's a dick.