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Bluebear (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-03-06 05:05 PM Original message |
"Hello, front desk? I'd like a gay hooker who sells meth." |
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Bouncy Ball (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-03-06 05:06 PM Response to Original message |
1. I had no idea you could do that. |
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Bluebear (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-03-06 05:07 PM Response to Reply #1 |
3. Next to the tiny little shampoo bottles, it's the best amenity! |
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Bouncy Ball (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-03-06 05:09 PM Response to Reply #3 |
5. Awww! Hey, I've missed you too! |
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elehhhhna (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-03-06 05:20 PM Response to Reply #1 |
10. When the hotel's in your OWN HOME TOWN, you probably get |
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MountainLaurel (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-03-06 05:48 PM Response to Reply #10 |
17. Probably a parishoner |
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Sequoia (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-03-06 05:06 PM Response to Original message |
2. Hey, I work the "front desk". |
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Phillycat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-03-06 05:08 PM Response to Original message |
4. LOL! |
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sarge43 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-03-06 05:10 PM Response to Original message |
6. "Oh yeah, almost forgot ,,, |
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Richard Steele (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-03-06 05:12 PM Response to Original message |
7. "What? No, no... I'm just going to get a massage and throw the meth away." |
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Bluebear (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-03-06 05:20 PM Response to Reply #7 |
11. ... |
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Phillycat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-03-06 05:21 PM Response to Reply #7 |
12. HAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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Duncan Grant (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-03-06 05:56 PM Response to Reply #7 |
20. LMAO! |
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Richard Steele (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-03-06 06:17 PM Response to Reply #20 |
23. I just realized that "Yes, I'll hold" sounds kinda nasty as well.... |
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valerief (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-03-06 05:17 PM Response to Original message |
8. Wouldn't the NSA have a copy of the phone call? nt |
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Kerrytravelers (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-03-06 05:19 PM Response to Reply #8 |
9. The NSA? Oh, I didn't realize the "Man of God" was a liberal. |
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sarge43 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-03-06 05:32 PM Response to Reply #9 |
13. Oh I don't know. |
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acmejack (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-03-06 05:34 PM Response to Original message |
14. Man of god (work alert!!) |
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dsc (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-03-06 05:34 PM Response to Original message |
15. I couldn't even get the person at the desk to recommend a gay bar |
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MazeRat7 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-03-06 05:39 PM Response to Original message |
16. I guess it depends to the hotel and the city.... but excellent point... |
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mhatrw (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-03-06 05:50 PM Response to Original message |
18. First, he bought a $100 bag to throw out. |
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Bluebear (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-03-06 08:19 PM Response to Reply #18 |
29. LOL! Perfect! nt |
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BuyingThyme (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-03-06 05:50 PM Response to Original message |
19. Oh, he also needs to massage me in front of my wife... |
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mondo joe (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-03-06 06:13 PM Response to Original message |
21. This is so Pretty Woman gone wrong. |
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truthisfreedom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-03-06 06:14 PM Response to Original message |
22. "you get a free massage with your meth!" |
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ms liberty (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-03-06 06:22 PM Response to Original message |
24. "Yes sir," the clerk replied... |
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robinlynne (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-03-06 06:37 PM Response to Reply #24 |
25. in the bible drawer.... |
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texpatriot2004 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-03-06 07:32 PM Response to Original message |
26. You know, it was a referral for a "massage" wink, wink nm |
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rateyes (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-03-06 07:38 PM Response to Original message |
27. Now, that's what I call a damned well-connected |
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Richard Steele (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-03-06 10:20 PM Response to Reply #27 |
30. A good concierge is the key to any out-of-town eperience, IMHO: |
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Patsy Stone (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-03-06 07:40 PM Response to Original message |
28. One moment: I'll transfer you the the concierge...please hold. |
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mhatrw (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Nov-04-06 01:55 AM Response to Original message |
31. Deep tissue massage? n/t |
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elehhhhna (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Nov-04-06 03:53 PM Response to Reply #31 |
32. well, there IS a tissue involved, but that's afterwards |
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