Who will be the messenger?
sweetpotato
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Mon Nov-06-06 02:59 PM
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Who will be the messenger?
Edited on Mon Nov-06-06 03:02 PM by aphopkin
Wednesday, November 8 - who will be the one to tell * the outcome of the elections? I would love to be a fly on the wall when he is told.
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Mon Nov-06-06 03:00 PM
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1. What makes you think he'll be told?
He hasn't been told shit about Iraq, the economy, North Korea, or the Constitution. Why should this be the news that makes it through to him?
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Mon Nov-06-06 03:01 PM
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Mon Nov-06-06 03:04 PM
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7. You are probably right
But I'm still enjoying the fantasy. Do you think it would be a colossal tantrum or would his head explode?
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Mon Nov-06-06 03:14 PM
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14. In my fantasy-version of the scene...
He altogether ceases to exist, retroactively!
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Mon Nov-06-06 03:06 PM
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Edited on Mon Nov-06-06 03:06 PM by aphopkin
sorry!
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Mon Nov-06-06 03:01 PM
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Mon Nov-06-06 03:11 PM
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"Congratulation, Stupid. Now we are all going to jail."
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Mon Nov-06-06 03:03 PM
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4. Ace WH reporter JimmyJeff GannonGuckert
Edited on Mon Nov-06-06 03:04 PM by Mabus
:rofl: edited to add: After JimmyJeff spills the beans, he will comfort Bush with a Republican massage.
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Mon Nov-06-06 03:03 PM
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5. The same guy who told him about 9/11 while he was reading My Pet Goat
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Mon Nov-06-06 03:07 PM
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Mon Nov-06-06 03:04 PM
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8. Worse - who's going to tell Cheney?
The man will be on a hunting trip, which means he'll be drunk and have a rifle in his hands when he gets the news. I don't suppose Whittington would be willing to do it?
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Mon Nov-06-06 03:06 PM
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10. You can be sure Little Lord Pissypants will throw an ape shit fit when
he hears the news: "Mr. President, it was a clean sweep for the Democrats. They got everything." The shit has hit the fan, and is flying all over the White House. Not a good day to be in housekeeping.
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Mon Nov-06-06 03:11 PM
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12. They'll slip him a DVD like they did with Hurricane Katrina
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Mon Nov-06-06 03:17 PM
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His assholiness will be doing his BFEE get-together. I expect Poppy will have control of the remote and if things get ugly, Babs will come in with come frogs and firecrackers and tell junior to play outside for a while...then ask Pickles to be a "sweetheart" and re-park the car.
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