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Yavin4 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-06-06 04:19 PM
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Nancy Pelosi Will Have To Introduce Bush At The Next State of the Union
I forgot this in my other post, but the Speaker of the House calls the chamber to order and introduces the POTUS to the full congress. I hope she uses air quotes when she says, "The President of the United States, George Bush."
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tandot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-06-06 04:21 PM
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1. How about "the very soon indicted President of the United States..."
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lapfog_1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-06-06 04:22 PM
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2. Not if we can get him and Cheney to resign by then!
Edited on Mon Nov-06-06 04:23 PM by lapfog_1
Then it will be Speaker Murtha introducing President Pelosi!

(I can dream)
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ShortnFiery Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-06-06 04:23 PM
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3. Beautiful! :-) n/t
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ClintonTyree Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-06-06 04:23 PM
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4. Or "Resident".........
would do nicely. Just happening to omit the "P" would be an extremely nice gesture on Speaker Pelosi's part. :evilgrin:
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dancingme Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-06-06 04:24 PM
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5. an eye roll would be great
Edited on Mon Nov-06-06 04:24 PM by dancingme
:eyes:

Nancy has such great eyes!

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sarge43 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-06-06 04:25 PM
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6. "The President *cough* of the United States ...
(all together now) LOSER!"
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Double T Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-06-06 04:26 PM
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7. "Soon to be former President of the United States, George etc."
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Uncle Joe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-06-06 04:30 PM
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8. This is why Nancy will say "It gives me the de stink honor to introduce
the pResident of Dis United States"!
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feduppuke Donating Member (81 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-06-06 04:49 PM
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9. Actually
It will be the Sgt at Arms who will say, "Madame Speaker, The President of the United States".

Speaker Pelosi won't have to say anything.
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Kerrytravelers Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-06-06 04:50 PM
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10. We can dream, can't we?
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feduppuke Donating Member (81 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-06-06 04:59 PM
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11. Fair Enough :)
I think Speaker Pelosi will be much happier having to stand up above W than if she had to introduce him.
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Yavin4 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-06-06 05:41 PM
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12. No. Once Dimwit Takes The Podium....
The Speaker calls the chamber to order and re-introduces the president.
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KurtNYC Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-06-06 05:47 PM
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13. If Bush AND Cheney get impeached, can she introduce herself?
Or will Murtha have to do it?
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etherealtruth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-06-06 05:56 PM
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14. I can hear her intro followed by an audible ...
"I just threw up in my mouth"
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sarge43 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-07-06 10:46 AM
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15. Yes! That's it.
:spray:
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