Dick Cheney's Gay Daughter Said To Be Pregnant

[warrior1]

http://www.kcra.com/politics/10473063/detail.html

WASHINGTON -- Both of Vice President Cheney's daughters are reportedly pregnant.

The Washington Post said 37-year-old Mary Cheney, the openly gay daughter of Vice President Dick Cheney and wife Lynne, is due in late spring. The paper reported she and longtime partner Heather Poe, 45, are "ecstatic." Poe and Cheney have been together for 15 years, according to the Post.

There's been no formal announcement, but the paper quoted a spokeswoman as saying the vice president and Mrs. Cheney are eagerly looking forward to the arrivals.

[Philosoraptor]

1. Wow

[rfranklin]

2. How dare they! How can that child develop properly?

Without a father, the child is doomed. Though Dick could be the paternal presence and teach the baby about guy things like shooting guns and shouting, "go fuck yourself!"

[Missy M]

4. Even more he could teach the baby how to invade...

a country based on lies.

[deminks]

3. So, will Darth look out for the interests of his new grandchild?

When the state steps in to take the child away, will he stand up for them?

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2006/12/05/AR2006120501712.html

Mary Cheney, the vice president's openly gay daughter, is pregnant. She and her partner of 15 years, Heather Poe, are "ecstatic" about the baby, due in late spring, said a source close to the couple.

It's a baby boom for grandparents Dick and Lynne Cheney: Their older daughter, Elizabeth, went on leave as deputy assistant secretary of state before having her fifth child in July. "The vice president and Mrs. Cheney are looking forward with eager anticipation to the arrival of their sixth grandchild," spokesman Lea Anne McBride said last night.

In November, Virginia voters passed a state constitutional amendment banning gay marriage and civil unions; state law is unclear on whether Poe could have full legal rights as a parent of Cheney's child. The circumstances of the pregnancy will remain private, said the source close to the couple. This is the first child for both.

[maine_raptor]

5. It's a Miracle!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And just in time for Christmas too.

Maybe we'll be lucky and get a photo of Mary getting morning sickness all over her father's shoes.

[Ganja Ninja]

6. Rumor has it that the dear leader is the sperm donor/father.

;)

[Gato Moteado]

7. any time a cheney reproduces.....

...it's bad news, no matter what the circumstances.

[Hubert Flottz]

8. OMG...

The Clenis strikes again!

[SHRED]

9. Where is the phony outrage?

From those bastards over at the Christian Coalition?

Oh, that's right, Cheney is a Repuke.
Nevermind.

[mondo joe]

10. Baby visual representation

[TlalocW]

11. I hope they name the kid Heather

eom

TlalocW

[ronnykmarshall]

12. Will the baby's first words be ....

go fuck yourself?