Caption this creepy McCain pic

[BushOut06]

[Warpy]

1. I'll even wear a stupid hat to get you suckers to vote for me.

[Starbucks Anarchist]

2. "The whorer. the whorer..."

[Geoff R. Casavant]

32. LOL

I was actually reminded of Colonel Kurtz as well -- but your creative use of homophones has one-upped me!

[Kerrytravelers]

3. If I wear this hat, you think the soldiers will think I support them?

[formerrepuke]

4. If he's visiting troops in the M.E., a hat and sunglasses come in handy

...looking dorky is preferable to skin cancer and burnt corneas.

..just sayin'

[LA lady]

11. Melanoma

Hasn't he had it?

He is smart to cover.

[Double T]

5. Future PreTHident??????

Looks more like a schoolmarm at a summer craft show.

[customerserviceguy]

8. I wouldn't worry

about him becoming President, the right wing hates him, and they will either vote third party or not at all at the top of the ticket if he is their nominee. All the more reason for the MSM to annoint him.

[Turbineguy]

6. "Rodney Dangerfield told me

I'd get a free bowl of soup if I bought that hat!"

On Edit: reference to the film "Caddyshack"

[AlCzervik]

13. "Hey sweetheart, you musta been something before electricity!"

all time favorite movie ever!

[rock]

15. But it works on McCain

[NJCher]

7. sartorial splender in the desert

Like my new photo-op duds? Nobody else in the picture has any: just me!! Neener neener neeeeee-ner.



Cher

[BushOut06]

9. Darth Vader in his desert uniform

Because you know, all that black just gets so hot.

[Bob Loblaw]

10. Now that's what I call a maverick.

[shain from kane]

12. The Mission Accomplished uniform, with codpiece, wasn't available. Besides, he's

accomplished nothing.

[Javaman]

14. "is this the Lieberwitz wedding?" nt

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

16. Is that Sununu behind him>

Is he the power behind McCain>?

[CoffeeCat]

17. It's Dark Helmet's cousin--Khaki Helmet...from "Spaceballs"

Quick! Comb the desert!

[Demit]

18. CAPTION it? I can't even bear to LOOK at it.

I swear, if by some kind of bad karma this guy gets elected in 2008, I don't know what I'll do. Just aesthetically, I can't take any more of the visual awfulness.

[shain from kane]

19. "Like General Patton, I designed my own uniform."

[Clark2008]

20. For some reason, it reminds me of:

[Kindigger]

25. For some reason it looks like a disguise for....

[Seabiscuit]

21. This is what happens to you when you cut cake with the Antichrist.

[marmar]

22. Whose grandma did he steal that hat from?

:shrug:

[dave_p]

23. What's that I smell? Blood! Take me to the blood!

[warrior1]

24. oh no

he didn't

[shain from kane]

26. "How do you get to the Epcot Center from here?"

[A-Schwarzenegger]

27. May you not get skin cancer.

[Rosemary2205]

28. WHY is it creepy????

The man has skin cancer as a direct result of being a POW and he's doing what he has to do to protect himself. I have no understanding at all why that alone would make him "creepy".

[BushOut06]

29. His face

His mouth, particularly. Just looks very skeletal.

He just looks really creepy in that pic to me. Sorry, just calling it how I see it.

[Stevendsmith]

30. It's ultra-creepy -- regardless of whether he was a POW!

And don't get me started on McCain!

Just ask BushOut06! :)

[lies and propaganda]

31. This will make them think I didnt just FUCK the troops

he he he torture bill.