What God really said to Pat Robertson

[LuckyTheDog]

How'd you get this number? Stop calling me, you slime ball.

[Fire Walk With Me]

1. "I told you to never call me here."

Heh.

[Show_Me _The_Truth]

3. God has caller id

He told Jesus to say he wasn't in and that he didn't know when he would be back.

Of course, when Pat Robertson finally does talk to God, I would hope that God would say "Pat, just how hot is it down in Hell? Make sure to leave room for Jerry Falwell."

[edbermac]

2. He said "Jesus Thinks You're A Jerk"

[TroglodyteScholar]

13. Amen to that! n/t

[jgraz]

4. The fact that Pat Robertson has not been turned into a pillar of salt

is all the proof this atheist needs that there is no god.

[karlrschneider]

6. Well, he turned into a pile of shit...maybe God has a sense of humor

after all...

:evilgrin:

[jgraz]

7. turned into??

You mean there was a point in his life when he WASN'T a piece of shit??

And yes, if there IS a god, he's got one sick-ass sense of humor.

[karlrschneider]

9. I meant just after his cord was cut.

...

[jgraz]

10. sorry, dude. Piece-of-shit starts at conception

At least in Pat's case. :P

[karlrschneider]

14. Gee, thanks...another image I could live without.

:-)

[Old and In the Way]

5. I think the Democrats should subpeona Robertson to appear in front of Congress

Put him under oath and ask him about this in detail. Specifically, why would God only reveal the number of deaths, type, and timing in such ambiguous terms. Does Robertson think God is playing with his head? Did Robertson ask God for these details...if not, why not?

Not only would it be great political theater, but it would expose how loony these Republican God Peddlers are.

[roamer65]

8. "Go check your tire pressure, Pat."

From an old Sam Kinison routine.

[rustydog]

11. Some E-mailer to CNN commented thusly about the Rev Pat:

In order to be a profit of GOD, your prophecy must be 100% right 100 % of the time. Otherwise, you are a false prophet.
(The most reverend Pat had claimed particl correctness of his 2006 prophecy of a tidal wave destroying part of America.)

[etherealtruth]

12. STFU