Damn, I was planning on buying a new teevee tomorrow. Seriously.

[TomInTib]

I had it all planned.

Shotgun with the correct choke.

I knew where I had to stand so that the screen would implode and not spray glass shrapnel all over the den (like last time, during the Mission Accomplished debacle).

Backup teevee so I could watch KO and Tweety do the wrap.

But I never got pissed-off enough to do it.

I was simply disengaged. And I am never disengaged.

That was bullshit...

Except for the part when he talked about Anbar Province being the most dangerous part of Iraq, outside of the capitol.

OUTSIDE OF THE CAPITOL, MOTHERFUCKER????

What part of Waging War do you guys not get?

First, secure your base.

Is this the best they can do?

We are so fucked.

OK, I am climbing down offa the box and headed for the bar (thank Heaven it is in my house).

[patrice]

1. Good use for a shotgun! Blow up that instrument of the Devil!!! n/t

[Joanie Baloney]

2. I thought of that.

But I spent $4000 on this big flat screen.

[lonestarnot]

9. I worried and thusly taped down my remotes with duck tape so as not to do any damage!

[burbank_spiffers]

3. well put...

This is truly an historic speech worthy of a truly angrily fired shot into the cathode ray tube. I hope you were also prepared with, at least, some goggles to shield you from the glass spray.

I have a bar in my place, too. Good thing, too. I got well prepared for the speech.

Cheers,
Mike

[tnlefty]

7. Welcome to DU, burbank_spiffers!

I wish I could find my old TV bricks to throw at the TV. No bar here, just a wine cooler. I didn't watch the 'speech', I listened to parts of it on Mike Malloy's radio show.

Spousal unit decided that he couldn't stomach it, and I didn't think that I could either.

Sorry to be so long with a welcome and a :hi:

[burbank_spiffers]

13. thanks for the welcome!

I'm a long time lurker, finally (remembering my password and...) getting on to post a few things. Alcohol and a persistant highspeed internet connection can be a bad mix.

Cheers,
Mike

[tnlefty]

14. I had to contact the admins. to get my password because I lurked

for so long. Alcohol and a highspeed internet connection wasn't my problem, then, so I suppose I need to invent something?

I've gotta go to bed.

Cheers to you!

[TomInTib]

8. I had it all planned out. Pattern spread and everything.

12gage improved cylinder.

30 feet across my den would cause the tube to implode and save me from all the projected shards.

I will have a lot of 'splaining to do.

[JohnnyLib2]

4. Thought about you and the gun after last night's post--

but he was a robot, maybe on purpose, so glad to hear you saved the shell.
(Tomorrow's another day!)

[TomInTib]

5. Man, I was serious.

I just couldn't get worked up enough.

If georgie can't even piss me off, he has lost his ju-ju.

I am now trying to figure out how to explain to my sweetheart how this new teevee (that I have already ordered)is going to show up on Thursday.

georgie has fucked me, again.

Dang

[porphyrian]

6. That is a little disappointing. Oh well. - n/t

[TomInTib]

10. Oh, well... (read on)

DON'T ASK ME ABOUT THE SHAPE I'M IN
I CAN'T SING I AIN'T PRETTY
AND MY LEGS ARE THIN

DON'T ASK ME WHAT I THINK OF YOU
I MIGHT NOT GIVE YOU THE ANSWERS
THAT YOU WANT ME TO

GOD COME TO ME 'N SAID
DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND STICK BY ME
I'LL BE YOUR GUIDING HAND

DON'T ASK ME ABOUT THE SHAPE I'M IN
I CAN'T SING I AIN'T PRETTY
AND MY LEGS ARE THIN

DON'T ASK ME WHAT I THINK OF YOU
I MIGHT NOT GIVE YOU THE ANSWERS
THAT YOU WANT ME TO

Oh, well..

[DUHandle]

11. Vertigo

Watching President Bush on the new Sony 82 inch LCD.

[TomInTib]

15. Do you have one of those?

Damn, you nust have a huge room.

[Ilsa]

12. Your next to the last lin, "We are so fucked." sums it up.

This stupid mf is going to get the entire world, arab or not, muslim or not, so pissed at us that what they cannot do with force, they'll accomplish through economics. They'll stop our O&G, stop trading, sell dollars cheap, etc. This stupid MFer doesn't know how to get along in the world.

[TomInTib]

16. Oh, well....

DON'T ASK ME ABOUT THE SHAPE I'M IN
I CAN'T SING I AIN'T PRETTY
AND MY LEGS ARE THIN

DON'T ASK ME WHAT I THINK OF YOU
I MIGHT NOT GIVE YOU THE ANSWERS
THAT YOU WANT ME TO

OH, WELL

GOD COME TO ME 'N SAID
DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND STICK BY ME
I'LL BE YOUR GUIDING HAND

DON'T ASK ME WHAT I THINK OF YOU
I MIGHT NOT GIVE YOU THE ANSWERS
THAT YOU WANT ME TO

Oh, well....