OMG! Rice arranges three-way...

[originalpckelly]

Mideast summit

LUXOR, Egypt - Secretary of State
Condoleezza Rice said Monday she will bring together the Israeli and Palestinian leaders in the coming weeks for a summit dedicated to exploring ideas for an eventual Palestinian state.
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The announcement came after Rice met with President
Hosni Mubarak in this southern Egyptian town following a three-day visit to
Israel and the Palestinian territories.

Rice's talks were aimed at breathing new life into stalled Mideast efforts and bolstering the moderate Palestinian president, Mahmoud Abbas, in his standoff with the Islamic militant group Hamas.

Rice said her talks during the visits dealt with laying the groundwork for "a political horizon that will lead to a Palestinian state."

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070116/ap_on_re_mi_ea/rice

[Bjornsdotter]

1. Lol

I thought this was a joke thread referring to Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert....in line with their shows tonight.

Cheers

[Hoosier Dem]

2. I'm reporting you to the MODERATORS!!!!!!!

Anyone who mentions "Condi Rice" and "Three-Way' in the same sentence is either seriously disturbed or trying to induce mass projectile vomiting. :puke: :puke: :puke:

Please STOP!!!! Think of those here with delicate stomachs.

[Jim Sagle]

3. Ba dump bump. Be sure and try the veal.

[originalpckelly]

4. Are you telling me to screw a calve?

:shrug:

[Jim Sagle]

5. No...that's an attempt to simulate a Las Vegas comedian's act.

It's a drum "rim shot" followed by a standard comedy line about the food at the club where he's appearing.

Ya hadda be there.

[originalpckelly]

6. "rim shot"? Oh my.

:-)

[Jim Sagle]

7. Puhleeze...get your mind out of the gutter.

(And I'll attempt to do the same.)

[originalpckelly]

8. EEEEEK!

[originalpckelly]

9. Oh wait...

(x)utter words all sound alike!