What's in the Bag? --pix-->>>

[Stephanie]

Presidential advisor Karl Rove, carries his files and luggage after arriving with President Bush, at Love Field in Dallas, Friday, Feb. 3, 2006. (AP Photo/LM Otero)

http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/060203/480/txlm10402032010

[FSogol]

1. Files to shred. n/t

[Lars39]

2. Lots of fresh undies.

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

3. Once again, great minds think alike...

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=132&topic_id=2436739&mesg_id=2436739

:toast:

[Stephanie]

7. And this little piggy ran wee wee wee weee

all the way home! :hi:

[PatrioticLeftie]

21. I think this sums it up

[BOSSHOG]

4. Forged documents

impugning the integrity of FITZ? rove is excrement. rove is pure constitution hating evil. rove is the hero to the "conservatives" in this country whose sole goal is the destruction of the constitution because they are too ignorant to appreciate its value.

[AndyA]

5. Love Field? Dallas? Was there a Lincoln Convertible, too?

Probably not.

[Stephanie]

8. The Crawford Coward in a convertible?

Hah!



http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/060203/480/txlm10102032008

[boobooday]

6. A pair of leather pants, a bottle of Wild Turkey

And some DVDs.

[Turbineguy]

10. What about

a pair of those tall, black, shiny submit boots?

[boobooday]

12. Oh yeah, baby. With spurs!

Cause he's headin' to Texas, where the cowboys roam . . .

There might be a ball gag in there too.

:rofl:

[wicket]

9. Anyone remember what was in the bag in "Animal House"?

That's my first guess :rofl: :rofl:

[YOY]

11. The soul of America being taken to Satan for sales negotiations...n/t

[Proud2BAmurkin]

13. don't you mean "who"

nt

[Hubert Flottz]

14. This is the Cash that Jack brought!

This Is The Mouse That Ran From the House, With The Sack Full Of Cash That Jack Brought.

This is the house that Jack bought.

This is the cash
That lay in the house that Jack bought.

This is the rat,
That stole the cash
That lay in the house that Jack bought.

This is the Rat,
That that worked for the brat,
That stole the cash
That lay in the house that Jack bought.

This is the cat,
That worried the brats,
That bribed the rats,
That stole the cash
That lay in the house that Jack bought.

This is the shrub the crooked tin horn,
That tossed the dog,
That worried the brats,
That bribed the rats,
That stole the cash
That lay in the house that Jack bought.

This is pickle all forlorn,
That's married to shrub the crooked tin horn,
That tossed the dog,
That worried the brats,
That bribed the rats,
That stole the cash
That lay in the house that Jack bought.

This is old KKKarl all tattered and torn,
That kissed his pickle all forlorn,
That's married to shrub the crooked tin horn,
That tossed the dog,
That worried the brats,
That bribed the rats,
That stole the cash
That lay in the house that Jack bought.

This is gluckmann all shaven and shorn,
That courted old KKKarl all tattered and torn,
That kissed his pickle all forlorn,
That's married to shrub the crooked tin horn,
That tossed the dog,
That worried the brats,
That bribed the rats,
That stole the cash,
That lay in the house that Jack bought.

This is the cock& %$#&@rs that crowed in the morn,
That waked the gluckmann all shaven and shorn,
That courted old KKKarl all tattered and torn,
That kissed his pickle all forlorn,
That's married to shrub the crooked tin horn,
That tossed the dog,
That worried the brats,
That bribed the rats,
That stole the cash
That lay in the house that Jack bought.

This is poppy to whom shrub was born,
That paid the cock %$#&@rs that crowed in the morn,
That waked the gluckmann all shaven and shorn,
That courted old KKKarl all tattered and torn,
That kissed his pickle all forlorn,
That's married to shrub the crooked tin horn,
That tossed the dog,
That worried the brats,
That bribed the rats,
That stole the cash
That lay in the house that Jack bought.

[fooj]

15. His sex toys...

Asshole.

Peace.

[Alkene]

16. Heads

Three human heads.

[shaniqua6392]

17. Some fun "toys" that he and Laura can play with

as soon as George goes to sleep. Maybe this weekend they can play their favorite game: There is this librarian who is just getting ready to lock up the library for the night when a portly stranger comes in the door. She is a little afraid because she is alone and he smells strangely of bacon. But she is curious about the contents of that bag and she has not been touched by her impotent husband in many years.......... OOOPS! Sorry I got a little carried away there. LOL!!!

[leftofthedial]

18. the bag contains

several hundred thousand corpses, a couple of trillion dollars, a shredded copy of the Constitution, a shredded copy of the Bible and the "testicles" of every "journalist" in the corporate media.

[Stephanie]

19. Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding!

Ladies and Gents, we have a winner!

Here is your prize >

[leftofthedial]

36. even with the electron microscope, king george can't find

unka dick's heart

[PatrioticLeftie]

20. The hopes and dreams of small children

[roguevalley]

22. the severed heads of little babies. his sins. his BDSM gear.

[libnnc]

23. Ring-Dings and Hohos

Lots of Hohos...

Prolly some cheezy puffs too.

[Hubert Flottz]

24. The Weekly Shipment Of Gold Teeth And Wedding Rings!

He's on his way to the Reichbank

[peekaloo]

25. His evening gown, wig and condoms.

It is Super Hole Sunday this weekend at Compound W.

[ZapaPaine]

26. A whip for Condi, A vibrator for Lynn, A....

strap on for Laura and Butt plugs for himself. The inflatable doll that is nicely packaged, with a face resembling Barbara Bush, is for Georgie.

[Hubert Flottz]

27. His 900 numbers he got from the NSA, a gallon of crisco oil and

his trusty Sears Power Painter!

[enid602]

28. replica

A life-sized rubber replica of Gannon's wanger, and a signed photo of Fitz.

[ZapaPaine]

29. A midget to play with later on in the evening...

Midget: Who's your Daddy??

Rove: Spank me! Spank me!

[Hubert Flottz]

30. His Hand Cuffs Gummy Bears and Cheetos!

And his copy of Mein Kampf.

[SunDrop23]

31. A collection of dildos.

[Nutmegger]

32. Several pairs of woman's shoes

[Hubert Flottz]

33. Scooter Libby!

Or what's left of him.

[abex]

34. a dummy named george w bush nt

[Hubert Flottz]

35. George's booze for the weekend!

K&R!

[rainbow4321]

37. Here's chimp either looking for his balls or his brain....

via a microscope.

[Hubert Flottz]

38. He can't even find those with an electron microscope.

And his black icy heart, is even smaller than those I'd say.