Breaking! Bush turns over US Mint to Saudi owned company

[Elwood P Dowd]

In a press release today from lobby firm Baker, Crook, Cheatum, and Steale, operation of the US Mint in Washington has been awarded to the Saudi firm SBL Associates. SBL spokesman Saddam bin Laden thanked President Bush, Treasury Secretary John Snow, and attorney James Baker for their help brokering the deal. More details will be released during tomorrow's news conference at Bush Savings & Loan headquarters in the Cayman Islands.

;-) ;-) ;-)

[Nitrogenica]

1. LOLS Bush outsouces the Presidency to Crown Prince Abdullah.

LOLS. Theres a f****ing talking point.

[Elwood P Dowd]

4. Bush awards Communist Chinese firm Pentagon security contract.

;-)

[TechBear_Seattle]

2. SMACK!

Damnitall, stop giving the junta ideas! :spank:

The scarey thing is, something like this is almost believable. Maybe a nomination of a member of the Saudi Ruling Family to head the National Reserve?

[SofaKingLiberal]

3. Tomorrow they are going to announce handing over security of our

nuclear silos to Iran.

:nuke:

[f-bush]

5. Yup and a branch of Wal-Mart will open in the WH basement