Robertson Links Sharon's Stroke to Wrath

[sweetm2475]

(AP) Christian broadcaster Pat Robertson suggested Thursday that Israeli Prime Minister Ariel Sharon's stroke was divine punishment for "dividing God's land."

"God considers this land to be his," Robertson said on his TV program "The 700 Club." "You read the Bible and he says `This is my land,' and for any prime minister of Israel who decides he is going to carve it up and give it away, God says, `No, this is mine.'"

Sharon, who ordered Israel's withdrawal from Gaza last year, suffered a severe stroke on Wednesday.

In Robertson's broadcast from his Christian Broadcasting Network in Virginia Beach, the evangelist said he had personally prayed about a year ago with Sharon, whom he called "a very tender-hearted man and a good friend." He said he was sad to see Sharon in this condition.


http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2006/01/05/ap/national/mainD8EUP88GB.shtml

[TheCowsCameHome]

1. When is this jerk going to get locked up and have the key thrown away?

This man is an absolute nut case. And a dangerous one at that.

[Dharma_Bum]

2. LMAO ...

What a FrEaK!!!

[FVZA_Colonel]

3. He's stealing material from Fred Phelps!

Eom.

[HysteryDiagnosis]

4. Apparrently god doesn't have a problem with "his land" being

poisoned with DU, WP, and who knows what else.

[C_U_L8R]

5. May God in his/her wisdom

hurl a lightning bolt up Pat Robertson's ass.
Lord hear our prayer.

[TheCowsCameHome]

6. Squeeze those eyes, baby. Pray really hard for this one.

[C_U_L8R]

9. Oh I'm squeezin alright !!

Come on spirit !!!
Throw those mighty lightnin' bolts
Come on Jesus !!!!
Put em where the sun don't shine !
Come on holy ghost !!!
Light up the Pharisee for all to see !!!

Can I get a discharge ??? Aaaaaaamen !

[Minimus]

7. Sam Kinison helps me get over Robertson

Whenever I feel like I'm letting that idiot Robertson get to me I just remember one of Kinison's routines about God having a sense of humor and how he decided to just mess with Robertson by telling him to run for president. God also wakes him up in the middle of the night to check his tire pressure.

If you haven't seen that bit by Kinison, I highly recommend it.

edited for correction of tire pressure

[Mz Pip]

8. Oh my!

Wonder what God has planned for Pat. Can't imagine it's very nice. I hope it involves lots of drool and poo. :sarcasm:

Mz Pip
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