I received a survey from the Heritage Foundation...what should I do?..

[SaveElmer]

Poll question: I received a survey from the Heritage Foundation...what should I do?..

God knows why they sent it to me...I've never contributed to a Republican, never gave money to a remotely conservative organization...the letter starts off like this

"Are you fed up with the anti-war left, the anti-war media, the anti-war members of Congress, anti-war Hollywood and all other anti-war people, groups, and institutions?"

They don't say anything about which war...so I guess they are pro ALL war...anyway they go one to list some quotes from John Murtha, John Kerry etc....

My question is .........What should I do with this...

Oh I should mention it came with a return envelope with the postage pre-paid!!

I will go with whatever the consensus is

[electropop]

1. Share some of the questions with us; we'll help you answer.

:evilgrin:

[SaveElmer]

8. Here you go!!

1. Do you believe the Left poses a threat to our national security? Yes No Unsure

2. Do you think the Left has the ability to fatally damage the conservative agenda? Yes No Unsure

3. What do you think are the most important elements of President Bush's agenda this year?
a. winning the war in Iraq
b. making America secure against terror
c. reforming Social Security
d. making the Bush tax cuts permanent
e. appointing conservative judges
f. winning the war on terror abroad
g. making America better prepared for disasters
h. reforming the tax code
i. reforming the health care system

4. From which media do you get most of your news?
a. the TV networks
b. newspapers
c. radio news
d. the INternet
e. cable news stations
f. magazines
g. radio talk shows
h. other

5. Which of the following "new media" do you listen to, watch, or use?
a. Rush Limbaugh
b. Fox News
c. The Internet. What ?___________
d. other talk radio. Who? _______________
e. othe rcable news. What? _______________

6. Do you ever look at Heritage's web site?

[ayeshahaqqiqa]

9. Suggested answers

1. Cross out Left and write Right and answer "grave and immediate danger"

2. Cross out answers and write in "I sincerely hope so"

3. Cross out answers and write "to be impeached and removed from office"

4. Cross out answers and list every liberal blog and website you can think of, starting with DU

5. check "d" and write in every liberal talk radio show you can think of

6. Say "I won't sully my computer by looking at pornography like your website."

Just my ideas! :evilgrin:

[SaveElmer]

10. I like those!!!...nt

[Arkansas Granny]

15. Those sound good to me.

[Chiyo-chichi]

21. Great!

>>4. Cross out answers and list every liberal blog and website you can think of, starting with DU

But be sure to add "That's INTERNETS, you morans!!!111!"

[electropop]

20. Just give honest answers.

1. No
2. Yes
3. j. Destroying America
4. d.
5. c. DU, Daily KOS, HuffingtonPost, Bradblog...
6. Hell NO.

[sharp_stick]

2. Don't forget to fill up the comments sections

Like, I'll never vote for another republican. Make it sound like you used to be a bush loving POS but now see the light.

[bryant69]

3. This is a push poll I would assume

It is amusing to send it back with the wrong answers - but I guess they probably sent it to enough cool-aid drinkers that they can get the answers they want.

Bryant
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[Norquist Nemesis]

4. Show them the country's to the Left

It'll frusterate the hell out of them! :)

[havocmom]

5. Mmmmm, postage paid return envelopes! Oh, the possibilities!

:evilgrin:

You're gonna get the old: 'tape it to a brick' advice, which will cost 'em for sure, but do consider being more creative before wasting this opportunity for fun!

[Webster Green]

6. Glue the envelope to a cinder block & send it back

I think that works just fine.

[ayeshahaqqiqa]

12. Post office regs allow them to toss bricks and the like

and not charge the HF, so don't do that.

[RaleighNCDUer]

18. Yeah. Just stuff the envelope with as much DNC, DFA, PFAW

material you can lay your hands on and send it back.

On the other hand, don't. They're republicans, so they don't recycle.

[cdb]

7. Wipe your ass with it, then return it. n/t

[electropop]

19. I like that one!

[DeepModem Mom]

11. We got a phone call! DeepModem Dad was not polite. nt

[SaveElmer]

13. I have to say I am surprised by these results...

I though the 4th option would get more love...but I will do what the consensus here is...so keep voting!!!

[acmejack]

14. Return it glued to something heavy with answers they don't want!

The best of both worlds! Indulge your childish side as well as your churlish self!

[EST]

16. No doubt they will simply pitch it when they get it back, anyhow.

A creative little baggie of fresh doggie poo sometimes conveys the proper message, even to the dimmest of australo-neocons.

[RaleighNCDUer]

17. What do they ask for OTHER than the survey questions?

Yeah, I'm paranoid, but when I get unsolicitated requests for information I think TIA.