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elehhhhna Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-04-06 04:34 PM
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Vanity Fair: Scotty is Piggie in Lord of The Flies (!!lol)
Found on Rawstory--

Words Fail Him
Now that the daily White House briefings are instantly available online, Press Secretary Scott McClellan's mangled sentences, flat-footed evasions, and genial befuddlement have made him the butt of a thousand blogs, as well as of an increasingly savage press corps. Is he a victim, a pawn, or a P.R. disaster?
By MICHAEL WOLFF
Contact him at michael@burnrate.com.

ow come the White House pressroom doesn't have PowerPoint? Nearly every conference and meeting and middle-school assembly supplies this visual speaking aid and basic technology to lackluster and tongue-tied speakers.

But when I mentioned PowerPoint and other marvels of communication to Scott McClellan, the White House press secretary, in a recent interview, he got a cloudy look—as though I had been making an incongruous or impertinent suggestion. As though only a total outsider, or fool, or wise guy would apply such workaday logic to the briefing process.
http://www.vanityfair.com/features/general/060404fege01
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ContraBass Black Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-04-06 04:40 PM
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1. So, when are they going to drop a boulder on him?
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OneTwentyoNine Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-04-06 04:42 PM
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3. Within the next week or two Scotty is history.....n/t
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MADem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-04-06 05:01 PM
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4. Soon, I suspect--the only question is who goes first?
Edited on Tue Apr-04-06 05:02 PM by MADem
There are a number of candidates in the running. The BushCo admin is like a foundering balloon, and they are going to have to start throwing sandbags over the side to try, desperately, to stay aloft.

Loved this bit from the article:

Indeed, the only real nod to the idea of how the job has changed—creating the predicament of rancor and high exposure that he finds himself in—is to evoke, in all but random fashion, 9/11. It's a reference made, it seems, for no other reason than that in the Bush White House everything must be related to 9/11.....

Amd this completely sums up the disaster that is BushCo:



...So is he purposely being sacrificed? McClellan looks and acts like a pawn, so perhaps he is. And why else wouldn't you fire someone who is so obviously not up to it? There must be method here. The Rovian rationale might go something like this: Scott talks fine enough for our people; the fact that he's not the brightest bulb makes him more sympathetic and recognizable; he's everybody's good-guy brother—or ev-erybody's good-guy brother in our good-guy base. If NBC's David Gregory calls Scott a "jerk" for a little prevaricating when it comes to the vice president's hunting accident (which itself, probably, isn't playing so badly with the base), well, them's fighting words coming from a media snot. When it comes to the press, just grin and bear it—or let Scott grin and bear it.

But, personally, I think the true answer is that the Bush people have no idea what they're doing here. Language exists for these guys only as a bullying tactic (if they say we're at war, then we're at war). They rule by repetition—that's their truncheon. Their whole theory, to the extent they theorize, is to keep it simple, stupid—in fact, to mock the people who make it complicated. The problem is that Scott McClellan isn't really a bully. He's rather a pantywaist. So something of a reversal has happened. The press is now the bully and Scott McClellan is recognizable to everyone as the kid who, unfairly and cruelly, to be sure, gets instantly set upon and pulled apart. Indeed, he reminds us all, disgustingly, of our own inarticulateness (which may not be the best way to get the sympathy vote).

Then, too, not unimportantly, these guys in the White House—and probably not just them, but everybody in pre-modern governmentland—still don't know jack about the Internet. They have no idea what's really being said about them, at what rate, and by whom, and how widespread and how damaging the joke has become....



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Neil Lisst Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-04-06 04:41 PM
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2. IF ONLY someone would heave his ass over the cliff
metaphorically speaking
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applegrove Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-04-06 05:39 PM
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5. That article is almost too humiliating to read.
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Generic Other Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-04-06 06:05 PM
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6. Wow, that was embarassing
Makes Scottie sound like he's developmentally disabled.
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elehhhhna Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-04-06 06:25 PM
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7. He's soooo impordant!
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