What we can do to cheer up Tom Delay:

[yurbud]

fax him pics from prison personals of guys who want him to be their bitch.

[mdmc]

1. we could send him flowers

[eleny]

2. Get him a bar of soap-on-a-rope

[Ksec]

3. hehe.. thats it. Its perfect.

[yurbud]

6. as you wish (Pic & link)

http://www.artsefest.com/home/prod_site_details/prod_key/4585

[BuyingThyme]

4. Official statement:

In lieu of flowers, please send fried bugs. Liberal Democrats hate me because I eat bugs. Insects and arachnids are also appreciated, but only if baked or barbecued.

[Joanne98]

5. Send him dead black roses with cockroaches glued on the stems

[MiniMe]

7. Send a bunch of bugs he can kill

Gotta get back into the exterminator business

[bliss_eternal]

8. LOL--too funny! BTW, do you really think he's depressed?

I'm not being flippant--I'm seriously curious if anyone thinks he is. I would be so surprised. He seems so arrogant and above it all in his attitude.

[yurbud]

9. He probably won't realize the worm has turned until

his first prison rape, or untimely death before he can rat out the rest of them.

[bliss_eternal]

13. LMAO--

Isn't he going to club fed? If not, I see him as the guy that would immediately befriend the biggest, toughest dude in the joint, by promising him millions from his enron money. ;)

[jazzjunkysue]

11. I think he's in hysterical denial. I made it through half of Tweety tonigh

tonight and he's sitting there like a caged tiger pretending to like barbed wire. All scantimonious, "those low-life wanna be's who sold him up a creek...bunch of cowardly users....making up all these bad things about their christ-like boss."

He's so deep in shit he's blinded by it and making up crap that his brain can tolerate. Him and Hussein are running about the same level of reality right about now.

[bliss_eternal]

14. I don't know how you can watch Tweety--

I can't even hear his voice. Grates. on. my. nerves.

But I hear you on the denial. I can see that. At the same time, I think guys like him are so used to feeling "above the system." He probably is thinking there has to be some legal loophole his lawyers have yet to exploit to save his sorry ass.

[savemefromdumbya]

10. why would we want to cheer him up?

[SalmonChantedEvening]

12. Send him the Democratic Speaker of the House's

Swearing in speech.

That oughta make his day ;)