The only good thing about Monday? . . . new CAPTIONS!!!!!

[skip fox]

W. is "thinking": "Damn. I didn't authorize nothing. Karl waits until the game is on and then says 'Sign this' or 'Do you want to release this information?' So I quick and sign or go 'Yeah, yeah, whatever,' cause I'm trying to keep track of the game and baseball goes really fast and stuff. . . . Geez. . . . Now I'm probably going to get in trouble for this too."

[Kutjara]

1. "These new underpants are really itchy"

[skip fox]

2. W. is ""thinking": "Let's see. It set it on the counter while I washed

my face. Then I took it into the bedroom and I remember hearing it beep. Then I set it on the desk while I put on my pants and shirt. Then I can't remember anything till I got in the car . . . . Wow! I know! It's on the desk! I left the Gameboy on the desk! . . . I can't wait."

[peekaloo]

3. He's got that same expression on his face that Steve Martin had

during the dinner table scene in 'Dirty Rotten Scoundrels'. He must have asked the audience if it was okay if he went to the bathroom. }(

All that's missing is the cork eye patch.

[Sal Minella]

4. Yes!!! Exactly!!!

[skip fox]

5. W. is "thinking": "Damn. Batteries must be low. I can hardly feel

the anal vibrations."

[skip fox]

6. W. is "thinking": "Gee. This smiling can be tiring."

:)

[skip fox]

7. CAPTION before it's

too late.