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Edited on Tue Sep-23-08 09:11 PM by BearSquirrel2
For the all knowing omnipotent creator of the universe, God really seems to have a shitty PR firm. There are recurring commercial characters who have a higher believability rate than god. Like ... the Maytag repairman or Mr. Whipple.
Seriously, god needs to fire whatever fuckup Angel (Metatron??) is handling this task and hire some Madison Avenue advertising firm. I mean, hasn't god seen "Mad Men"? Those guys are good!!!
Maybe having miracles on a regular basis and a some regular press conferences would get believability numbers up.
Here is my bottom line. If there is a god, god does not want me to believe in it. If god wanted me to believe, it would have placed substantial evidence on Earth and made regular public appearances. Not this every 3000 years crap. Shit they have a press conference record worse the GW Bush. I can only conclude that any god doesn't want me to believe. I mean, if you were all knowing, wouldn't it piss you off to have all those "prayer-mails" flooding in from every sap out for every uncountably infinite moments there are. God probably just wants to be left alone. For god, every day is Sunday.
If I do die and there is a god, I'll go directly to a paradise of my own construction. When I arrive, there will be a card there to me from God saying "Thank you for not babbling at me incessantly, i hereby award you with your own reality, enjoy. I advise you not to create chatterboxes".
All these folks that pray every hour and pretend that god is talking to them and making their decisions for them, they will have to go before god. And God will rip their larnyx from their throat and he will make them write an essay not exceeding 1 double spaced page with 12 point font and 1 inch margins as to why they had to demon dial him every fucking hour of every fucking day for their entire existence. And then they will be sent to sign language class. Except everyone's arms will be chained to 100 pound barbells on which each is stamped "well you like talking so much in life, what's the problem now?"
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