Fox Business Channel

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"The laughter could have rocked a city block when we at BNF heard that FOX was launching a business channel called FBN, an anagram of BNF!

Since we are among the precious few who have watched FOX business shows, from Neil Cavuto to the "Cost of Freedom," we know what a joke the so-called business coverage is. Melanie at the News Hounds has documented the coverage for years. Paris Hilton, strippers, sex diaries -- all critical business functions.

Last week, they put a teaser video on their website. It was time to get to business and mock it with our own improved version.

Assault your weary eyes, have a good laugh and then enter the first ever BNF FBN contest."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7zt0wVZz9xg

Fox Attacks is soliciting headlines from the public that reflect Fox’s unique slant on the news. Here are some of my predictions for the sort of stories we are likely to see on FBN:

Relentless Bombings In Iraq: An Opportunity For Kuwaiti Building Contractors?
Bush Vetoes SCHIP Bill: A Boost For Insurance Companies’ Profits?
Commerce Secretary: Dem Flag Lapel Pin Boycott Hurts Trade With Chinese Pin Manufacturers.
Health Care Crisis: Time To Buy Stock In Forest Lawn?
Democrat Bill Restricts Lobbyists: Former Congressmen Headed For Welfare?
Global Warming: Do Environmentalists Aid Terrorists By Keeping Climate Comfortable In Desert Hideouts?

http://foxattacks.com/blog/15492-fox-attacks-business