Dear Democratic Undergound

[and-justice-for-all]

Thought you might like to join my network on Right Wing Facebook. My interests include 9/11 and trying to make up for my pro-choice views in the eyes of right-wing voters by pretty much promising I'll bomb Iran as soon as I take my hand off the Bible I'm sworn in on.

I'm at the Family Research Council's Values Voter Summit this weekend (along with all the other major Republican presidential candidates) doing my best to assure people like James Dobson, Tony Perkins, Ralph Reed and Pat Robertson that, if I'm elected president, I'll appoint Supreme Court justices in the mold of Scalia, Thomas, Alito and Roberts. On Right Wing Facebook, you can find out more about my interests and some of my right-wing buddies.

Hope to chat soon. In the meantime, please check out my profile at www.RightWingFacebook.org.

-- Rudy

[progpen]

1. It is such an honor to have you post here...

especially since you single-handedly saved New York City on 9/11. Ooops, I misspoke. You saved THE WORLD on 9/11 and we are all in your debt for every and ever. Amen.

[valerief]

4. I think he saved all that gold on 9-11. That's about it.

I do like him in his blonde wig, though.

[EST]

2. And now, God,

you have to save the world, every month, for eight solid years...or we won't believe in you any more. So there.

[karlrschneider]

3. I got the same email yesterday.

fun stuff! :D