A morning without coffee is like a Tuesday without a CAPTION!!!!

[skip fox]

W. is saying: "We are certainly not trying to stir up trouble with Iran, but we know they continually attack our troops in Iran, train terrorists as part of their army, are planning to exterminate Isreal, want to take over the Middle East and stop sending oil to the developed nations, and are building a nuclear bomb in order to destroy us, cause they hate us for our freedoms. So why we want to raise tensions between us? It just doesn't make sense. . . . Next question."

[flvegan]

1. Ahem...you mean "nukular" right?

Nukular bomb.

Mr. Prezzident, shouldn't we commence to fighting them over there before we need to fight them over here?

[zabet]

2. "Invisible whiskey bottle."

In the tradition of LOLcats.
:P

[skip fox]

3. "And for my legacy I'm planning to privatize the U.N."

n/t

[knitter4democracy]

4. No, see it adds up to five. One, two, three, four, and then five."

"Next question, and yes, I'm smarter than a fifth grader."

[skip fox]

5. W. is saying: " . . . and it's nonsense when they say I'm no longer relevant.

I'm just as relevant as I ever was. That's what Karl used to tell me."