Al Qeada started the California fires!?!?!?! WTF!?!?!?!

[Hepburn]

I am listening to KO...and according to him, Faux Snooze reported that Al Qaeda started the fires here!

GMAFB! :eyes:

[Maat]

1. No way!

:rofl:

[Hepburn]

3. I swear...this is what I heard KO say....

...please....if I heard this wrong...someone correct me.

I was stunned that even Faux Snooze could be that fucking stupid and full of Kool Aid!

:rofl:

[Maat]

29. Dear Fox Noise:

We have plenty of our own pyros out here; we don't need Al Qaeda.

They come out of the woodwork every year when the climate conditions are right - and, because of the profound and easily observable climate changes we've had over the last several years, they have more and more opportunities to cause trouble.

The cops followed one home and arrested him today, after witnessing him leaving the scene with his 'materials.'

[lost-in-nj]

2. WHAT????1

oh dear god

lost

[spanone]

5. this was posted much earlier in the day

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=389&topic_id=2126128&mesg_id=2126128

[underpants]

6. Screengrab from Rawstory

http://rawstory.com/news/2007/Fox_advances_theory_that_CA_fires_1024.html

[Hepburn]

9. Holy shit....

.....and I thought maybe KO was just being sarcastic.

The assholes actually reported this! DOI........!!!!

[underpants]

10. Poll

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=389&topic_id=2129910

[Hepburn]

12. .....

OMG.....that is great! :rofl:

Thanks for the link! :hi:

[NewHampster]

4. Well you know they started Katrina too n/t

[ChairmanAgnostic]

7. Silly hepburn

Here's what really happened.

the Democrat party decided to support Al Qaida and prevent investigations of 977,000 terra-sists who live RIGHT NOW inside the US of A, which led to the damn commies in Ruskie land to turn on their weather control devices, only because they are really shitting their pants that our anti missile system will work like gangbusters. That leaves them toothless. So that makes the Democrat party partners in crime with USSR and Al QAIDA and Terra-sists all over.

Now, because these peoples hate bush, the Democrat Party decided to make Dear Leader look bad, so they set the fires. As if. I mean, as if some wind could do all of that. Huh, You can see the Democrat Party fingerprints on every single fire.

That's 'cause they hate america. but they sure love their terra-ists and giving them terra-ists their "rights". Oh, and Elvis is really alive, but hiding from the Democrat party.

[Hepburn]

8. Spew alert!

I read your post and my wine cooler ended up mostly on my keyboard!

:rofl:

I cannot believe that Faux Snooze actually went so low to put shit like this on the air.

I mean...desperate much!?!?!?!

[ChairmanAgnostic]

16. Damn. I forgot that AL Gore was giving them matches.

shoot.

[Yael]

14. Beautiful!

:rofl:

[Maggie_May]

11. Just talking about this

Al Qaeda would not start fires so that people would have enough time to leave there homes. Al Qaeda are known to cause mass casualties not wild fires. Does Faux think we are stupid because I am surely are not.

[malaise]

13. There was a post on this earlier today

My response is the same. An act of war is not covered by insurance. Only one business can benefit from this bullshit spin.

KO talking about it now.

[trashcanistanista]

15. Well, two. I think it benefited

Blackwater to burn out the residents of Portrero.

[usaftmo]

17. It can't be them...because Clinton did it!

After all, the Big Dog gets blamed for everything else, right?
:eyes: :crazy: :eyes: :crazy: :eyes:

[Lint Head]

18. I heard it was a Iit cigar that Rush Limballs threw from his car.

:dem:

[City Lights]

19. There goes their "we haven't been attacked since 9-11" battle cry in

support of georgie. If that's the angle they're playing on this, at least their flock can no longer bleet on about how george has kept us safe. If aQ is responsible, it's another attack on George's watch. Idiots. :rofl:

[madeline_con]

22. If you don't wanna burn, vote Repug!

I can hear the DICK already. :puke:

[CJCRANE]

34. And it shows how absurd Bushco are...

they spend a trillion dollars on a foreign invasion and the terrorists (allegedly) spend a few cents on a box of matches.

[Generator]

20. And they were behind those dog troubles

with Ellen. They've wanted to make her cry for years.

[hootinholler]

21. Dammit! At the speed those fires are moving it's obviously a controlled demolition!

BOO!

:evilgrin:

-Hoot

[bridgit]

23. no, Blackwater did, the 'arson' took place right where they wanted to build...

a new training base, and *in* the district of Duncan Hunter

[funflower]

24. AQ likes to do things they can't possibly take credit for...

So they don't terrorize people or anything. :eyes:

[Yavapai]

25. Did the story go something like this?

Just before the Santa Ana winds started, two AlQaeda Motorcycle Terrorists met in a busy restaurant after they had successfully slipped into California. When the first spy starts speaking in Arabic, the second one hushes him quickly and whispers,
"Don't blow our cover. We're in California now, speak Spanish."

[funflower]

26. Yeah. And FAUX said Bush won in Florida, too

“Make the lie big, make it simple, keep saying it, and eventually they will believe it"

~Adolf Hitler

[nadinbrzezinski]

27. And as pointed out

this belongs in the funnies

[Zookeeper]

28. Then it's time to bring the troops home...

because "fighting them over there, so we don't have to fight them here" isn't working.

[mnhtnbb]

30. I heard on a Faux news radio channel that an arson arrest had been made in CA

but can find no other news organization picking up the story.

[conspirator]

31. If someone had started a fire, it would be nero(bush) himself

[H2O Man]

32. They reportedly use

piles of the "do not remove" tags from pillows and mattresses to start these fires. Fox News has a point: will patriotic Americans be able to forgive the democrat party for this? Is this the time for the democrat party to try to undermine the president's policies to protect us? Or should they pass the new Ultra-Patriotic Act Initiative, to allow the president access to spy on the pillows and mattresses of "people of interest"?

[CJCRANE]

33. Did they start the wildfires in Greece

in the summer too?

[moondust]

35. It's worse than McCarthyism.

There's a communist terrorist behind every tree.

[tjwash]

36. This surprises you? Fox also reported how great a time all the evacuees were having at the stadium.

Didn't you hear? We had massages, jugglers, magicians and 5 course meals. We were just having a great fucking time here according to them.

It worked too. I got 5 IM's yesterday from fellow DU'ers telling me to stop my whining, I don't have it that tough out here.

[pampango]

37. And here's a DU thread contending that this is an Al Queda attack and Bush is covering it up

in order to be seen as the great protector who has kept us safe.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x2132364