Little Lord Pissypants -- an amusing anecdote

[dalaigh lllama]

I got this in an e-mail today, and since I didn't have any extra money to donate this time around :blush:
I thought I'd give you all a good chuckle:

Before the 2001 inauguration of George W. Bush, he was invited to a get-acquainted tour of the White House. After drinking several glasses of iced tea, Dubya asked President Bill Clinton if he could use his personal bathroom. When he entered Clinton's private quarters, he was astonished to see that President Clinton had a solid gold urinal. That afternoon, George told his wife, Laura, about the urinal. "Just think," he said, "When I am President, I could have a gold urinal, too. But I wouldn't do something so self-indulgent!" The next day, when Laura had lunch with Hillary at her tour of the White House, she told Hillary how impressed George had been at his discovery of the fact that, in his private bathroom, the President had a gold urinal.

That evening, as Bill and Hillary were getting ready for bed, Hillary smiled and said to Bill: "I found out who pissed in your saxophone".

[goclark]

1. LOL - thanks nt

[NovaNardis]

5. I did NOT see that coming!

lol, hilarious

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[CelticWinter]

2. LOL that was too funny---

Ya know i could see him doing such a thing lol.

[hippiechick]

3. Lol !!

:rofl: Yeah, he would do something like that.

[StClone]

4. True Story?

:shrug:

[dalaigh lllama]

11. Ha!

As true as our reasons for invading Iraq.

[karlrschneider]

6. Just imagine if Bill had played the tuba...

it would have been full of shit.

:rofl:

[Lisa]

8. ... and Bill would have been mystified when Georgie complained ...

... that "there's something wrong with the crapper, it won't flush!".

Good one. And great addendum!

[Olney Blue]

7. Hehehehe

[Edweird]

9. ROFL

:rofl:

[magellan]

10. :-D !!

That was great, thank you for the laugh!!

[dalaigh lllama]

12. Hey! Thank you secret valentine!

Lo and behold, I come back here and find that, like the tin man, I now have a heart.

Thanks, whoever you are. :loveya:

[rosesaylavee]

13. :rofl:

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