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Bonobo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-01-07 11:17 PM
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Dear Abby: I have this "friend"...
Dear Abby,

It has taken me some time to gather the courage to ask you about this friend of mine. He is married and has three lovely children and I never suspected that he had any cross-dressing impulses, but well...

The other day my "friend" confided in me that "When Bush dies, he is going to put on a red dress and dance on his fucking grave."

My question is, is this normal behavior? Does anyone else want to put on a red dress and dance on his fucking grave when he dies? Or...is it just my friend?
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lpbk2713 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-01-07 11:21 PM
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1. I can say this much ...



When Smirky is put in the ground and if it is anywhere near where I live that grave will never need any fertilizer. :eyes:




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Solly Mack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-01-07 11:30 PM
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3. Rest in Feces
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Lasher Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-01-07 11:26 PM
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2. Watch out, you'll your dancing shoes wet if I get there first.
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emilyg Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-02-07 12:13 AM
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4. LOL
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DearAbby Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-02-07 12:26 AM
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5. Dear Grave Dancing Bonobo
Some people are dyslexic and would fuck on the dancing red grave, not to be mistaken for the Redgrave Sisters. I plan on getting nakey and do the Okie Dokie dance, all over that grave. So yes, it is quite normal.
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troubleinwinter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-02-07 11:26 AM
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6. Time to invest in red dress factories!
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