Who will write Bush's memoirs?

[riderinthestorm]

Assuming Bush leaves office in 2009, there will be the general expectation that he will write his memoirs.

A real book. Full of complete sentences and "thoughtful analysis" (snort!) As I was reading the thread about how Bush is a compulsive optimist, and the frightening disconnect (craziness) of this person, it came to me that sooner or later, he may have to "write" his own accounting.

Who would ghost write such a thing, and keep that fun fact a secret? Or do you really believe that our pretzeldent will write it himself and what will that finished product look like?! I'm thinking he bails on the whole project and decides any memoirs he would write would be too sensitive for "national security" or some such foolishness that gets him off the hook.

[...of J.Temperance]

1. IF W does, they'll be written in Crayons obviously n/t

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[Wetzelbill]

24. I think he's planning on making it a pop up book

:)

[...of J.Temperance]

35. Yep, I think so too....I hear Disney are going to publish W's memoirs....oh and

Hello Mr. Bill, long time no hear huh? ;)

BTW YES, I'm STILL going to be your Campaign Manager for Montana :)


On Edit: Dammit spelling error

[Wetzelbill]

38. good thing

I couldn't do it without you. :)

[...of J.Temperance]

40. I know

You couldn't sweetie :)

[saltpoint]

2. Howard Zinn or Frank Rich would be good choices if you ask me.

[SteppingRazor]

3. Karen Hughes, of course. She wrote A Charge to Keep. n/t

[Virginia Dare]

27. Bingo, probably why she "retired"...n/t

[riderinthestorm]

33. She's a definite possibility.

And I think she'd keep her mouth shut about it too, she's such a brainwashed sycophant. I suspect there will be more than a few people who analyze Bush's writing "style" (cough) in comparison to hers.

Yup, a definite possibility.

[rurallib]

4. I am hoping he writes them while in prison for life.

[maddiejoan]

5. Tough Call.

What with Dr. Seuss being dead and all.

[madokie]

6. prolly who ever his cell mate winds up being

there won't be much money in this for anyone either
bush*'s name will be forever linked with the likes of the other tyrants and dictators.

[raccoon]

7. I'd like to suggest John Grisham or Stephen King. :silly: nt

[rug]

8. Siegfried Engelmann and Elaine C. Bruner

[dysfunctional press]

25. exactly- the people who brought us "the pet goat".

history DEMANDS it.

[TomInTib]

9. Good Golly, Miss Molly!

Wouldn't she sure have a ball!

[gatorboy]

10. Better yet, who would read them?

What can this man possibly do upon leaving office? Most presidents make a good living on the speaking circuit. Can anyone believe that any group would pay Bush to speak? I would expect very few would attend.

[Buzz Clik]

11. The official version will be authored by Bill Keane (of Family Circus)

Keane really captures the wit and intellectual depth of Dubya. And, of course, memoirs in cartoon form only makes sense.

[Bitwit1234]

12. Some second grader

they will probably have a contest to see which one's crayons are more readable.

[onehandle]

13. A million monkeys at a million typewriters...

..couldn't ever make the chimp look good.

[shadowknows69]

14. Charles Manson?

[yurbud]

19. He couldn't ghostwrite it--way to articulate to be mistaken for Bush

[shadowknows69]

23. True that

I thought that since they both thought they were Jesus it might be a good match.

[yurbud]

37. that could be a good debate between the two of them

[hootinholler]

15. I'm hoping for Bubba, his cell mate.

But one never can really tell ahead of time.

-Hoot

[Lerkfish]

16. Dr. Seuss

one death two death red death blue death

[yurbud]

17. I would say Washoe, the signing chimp, but she just died, so maybe Koko

the signing gorilla.

[youthere]

18. It was going to be this guy:

but no one will believe Bush is that smart.

[yurbud]

20. with Bush, the plexiglass goes all the way down so he can't smear his feces on TV

[ThatsMyBarack]

21. I have no idea myself....

....K&R, anyways! :kick:

[youthere]

22. I vote...

[lpbk2713]

26. Mad Magazine

[ThatsMyBarack]

28. I know! How 'bout this guy!

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x2207917

[madinmaryland]

29. This guy??

[BuyingThyme]

30. Rob Zombie.

[KansDem]

31. Osama bin Laden

When you really think about it, he created George W. Bush. And he has all that free time sipping mai tais while lying on a rattan chaise lounge under the palms in Paraguay...

[JackRiddler]

32. The prison stenographer, one would hope. n/t

[Ganja Ninja]

34. It will all be covered at the war crimes trial. n/t

[peace frog]

36. Jesus, as channeled through Jeff Gannon

Perfect choice as Jimmy Jeff is thoroughly versed in servicing Junior.

[Eurobabe]

39. My pet goat n/t