Merry Terrahmas Everyone!

[SoCalDem]

Don't worry your pretty little brains about the "fiddy-cent greenback", or the $5 gasoline..what you need to worry about is the AlQaeda Xmas attack coming to a mall near you...soon..

It's gonna be da bomb :)

Would your Homeland Security lie to you?


And just in case you haven't heard.. If your kid asks for the Chinese made, "Lick Me Elmo" , I'd avoid getting that one..

But with all the things we have to worry about, shopping is still the BEST way to escape your worries for a while ..

So be patriotic..go shopping..

[blondeatlast]

1. Geez, it's not W's fault that this may be the bleakest retail holiday season in years...

Those terraists hate baby Jesus (nevermind that even retailers are predicting a very, very bad season...)

[zabet]

2. I'm going to

Walmart right fucking now and
buying some made in china shit.
Jolly jihad m'fers!

[SoCalDem]

4. Give Elmo a lick while you're at it

:P

[zabet]

6. Only if..

Elmo is wearing aqua-dots.
:rofl:

[SoCalDem]

7. who would pull his chain if you are knocked out on your ass?

:rofl:

[zabet]

8. I promise to only

lick Elmo a little. I promise.
:rofl:

edit:
Just thinking about it made my fingers
forget how to spell. :silly:

[malaise]

3. Well the really good news is that they've recalled

Curious George. Will we impeach his not so curious namesake? :D

[Wcross]

5. I'm too skeered to shop!

I am afraid there will be no buying of useless trinkets on my part this year.

[AlCzervik]

9. get thee to the outlets!