http://www.washingtontimes.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20071126/NATION/111260034/1001Portions below, with the conservative translation in bold.
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Fort officials changed security measures after sources warned that possibly 60 Afghan and Iraqi terrorists were to be smuggled into the U.S. through underground tunnels with high-powered weapons to attack the Arizona Army base, according to multiple confidential law enforcement documents obtained by The Washington Times.
Please, let us build that border wall to keep these terrarists out!"A portion of the operatives were in the United States, with the remainder not yet in the United States," according to one of the documents, an FBI advisory that was distributed to the Defense Intelligence Agency, the CIA, Customs and Border Protection and the Justice Department, among several other law enforcement agencies throughout the nation. "The Afghanis and Iraqis shaved their beards so as not to appear to be Middle Easterners."
All them brown people look alike. Any one of them could be an Al-Qaeda terrorist!According to the FBI advisory, each Middle Easterner paid Mexican drug lords $20,000 "or the equivalent in weapons" for the cartel's assistance in smuggling them and their weapons through tunnels along the border into the U.S. The weapons would be sent through tunnels that supposedly ended in Arizona and New Mexico, but the Islamist terrorists would be smuggled through Laredo, Texas, and reclaim the weapons later.
See, we told you that when you smoke pot, you're supporting terrorism!A number of the Afghans and Iraqis are already in a safe house in Texas, the FBI advisory said.
If you see a group brown-skinned people hanging out in your neighborhood, call the FBI.<snip>